Cheers. You guys ready for Quincy Harris . Make some noise for the q. [cheers and applause] how yall doing . Im the host of the q. Quincy harris. Having a good time already. [cheers and applause] lets give it up for our producer, south philadelphia meredith. [cheers and applause] i like what youre doing with that color meredith. Youre transitioning into. Fall. Yeah. Im trying even though its going to be 85 and i have sleeve and i cant even lift theyre so tight. But were inside and we keep it cool. Speaking of cool give it up to your deejay malc geez in the lundy law loft. [applause] this guy has almost a million followers, comedian tray kennedy is here. [cheers and applause] see you in a second but right now its time to qit up. [cheers and applause] all right, so, we have done a lot of dumb things as teenagers. This one teenager in england, shes left with a pink face after she put washable paint to the test. [laughter] her name is lea. She wrote see you in court palmers paint products. She painted her face with the washable poster paint to test if it would wash off because on the label it says it washes off skin easily t i dont know if this is we dont know, they say it may be a prank. Shes just dumb. Thats just dumb. And it does i wonder thats the picture of the paint and then the bottom right is after she tried to wash it off. And it looks the same. Thats just dumb. Whats some dumb things youve done . Im trying to think. What did i do . We played this game when i was younger for points we had to jump off a building. We were 12, 13, like jump off the building and whoever gets 50 points you jump off the building. I jumped off the building and sprained my ankle. Yeah, that was dumb. She beats me on this one. My youngest gavin likes to draw on himself with permanent markers and his clothes. His uniform School Shorts have permanent walker on them. Thanks gavin. Reporter you can go to forman mills. Thats a sponsors of the show. Can we show the picture . This is a wake. Firefighters had ting this is a weight. A firefighter had to a man stuck his peen us in in the hole of a weight plate. Was it him . Was he the guy . Was it you, sir . I dont know. Well, listen, while he was at the gym. Time out. If im at the gym and im working out like how did you free yourself to [laughter] it took them like three hours. It took firefighters three hours to cut the equipment from him. And then come on, man. What are you doing . They were using power tools and everything. We still dont have an explanation of why he got stuck. I dont think hes ever going to the same y. Yeah. That guy crawled under a rock somewhere and hes never coming out. His girlfriend said hes never been stuck for three hours anywhere. [laughter] thats just weird. [laughter] people do weird things at the gym. I just want to know how you pull your pants down and then you like [laughter] maybe he took the weight into the bathroom. Was he trying to make it. Stronger. I dont know what yeah, yeah, somebody said yeah pumping iron. I dont know. You intoed a little never mind. The president of france he seems to be very concerned with his appearance. French president Emmanuel Macron spent 35,000 on makeup and beauty costs in his first three months in office. Yeah, pays for a freelance Makeup Artist tv appearances and trips abroad. Hes the youngest president in french history. Hes 39 years old. His wife is 64 though. What. So, yeah, he likes them he like em yeah. Yeah. What was this game . Well, she,s she like his teacher. Maybe. His political mentor. Come here tony. What did you say tony . Talk into the mic. She was his teacher. I dont know if it was high school oral grade school but she was a teacher. Yeah, and see im a smart man cause i man. You are so smart. But thats kind of freaky though t like you holler at your teacher and then you get her. Lets give it up for tony, yall. [applause] now hes going to hate you almost as much as he hates me. They have a lovehate relationship. Theres no love. Just hate. 35,000. Move the camera back over. Thats a lot of money, man, 35,000. He looks older than he is, too. He doesnt look 39. Doesnt he look older than 39. Thats a rough 39. Thats why he needs all that makeup. Yeah, but 35,000, i dont know. How much makeup does a guy need . Not much. Really . Like, i mean if you the president like he is the boss now. If you the presses you go pru got to come out there shining. Maybe powder. This is the deal. His wife is 64. Nothing wrong with 64 youre a woman we love 64yearold women. Some of my best friends are 64yearold women. I know whats i see where youre going. His malc is 64. Hes probably dating his Makeup Artist. Thats any other where i was going. Some money to her on the side. I thought you meant he was buying pretending it was for him but its really for his wife. The Makeup Artist this is in my head, boom, shes the girl on the side. That would explain it. That makes more sense. That makes more sense. Although the president before him spent about 10,000 or more just on his hair. Hey,. Those french president s are very concerned about their appearance. They coming they pimping, they coming in look you see how we come out here killing it. Hes probably dating her, too. Have you heard this story . One guy who robbed a gas station in indiana stole food drinks, cigarettes but he didnt steal gas and its ironic because he got stranded on the side of the road because he ran out of gas. A state trooper picked him up. He was drunk, blood alcohol level over he looks drunk, come on, right . Yeah, thats and he got can yall stop committing crimes and getting tattoos on your neck . Theyre going to find you. Really. Its just it doesnt make any sense. Another thing that doesnt make sense kevin durant slams his former coach and teammates on twitter but did he mean to do it . Heres what happened. So, on twitter user Cole Cashwell tweeted to kd and he said man i respect the hell out of you but give me one legitimate reason for leaving okc because he was at oklahoma city. Other than getting a championship. He said heres the strange thing about kds response. It was in the third person. This is what he said. He said this is kevin durant tweeting from his own twitter account. He says he didnt like the organization or playing for billy donovan. His roster wasnt that good and it was just him and russ. So, why did so many people think kd didnt do this because theyre thinking maybe kevin durant had a fake twitter page where he goes in and out of his twitter account and talks. This is my thing. This is what i think happened. Kevin durant speaking from third person. I think he probably had somebody that runs his twitter account and forgot that they were on twitter, then on his twitter account. Forgot they were on his twitter account and they said he and they said kd. Thats what i think, too. Im the one that said that and you stole it from me. No, we had like a whole conversation in the back. We did. Round of applause if you have any fake twitter or instagram accounts that you stalk people . Well, that was the other thing that they thought. They said maybe he really has a ghost twitter. I know you got one. [laughter] darnell, i know you have one. No, but what were you saying. They were saying maybe he has a ghost twitter account but he forgot to log out of his own. No, no. That doesnt make sense or he just likes to speak in the third person and call himself kd. No, no. No, he doesnt. I dont think its that either. If youre speaking in third person youre not going to say he, youre going to say your name. He has a lot of money. He just won a championship. He was mv. Were. He doesnt have time to have ghost twitter accounts. He has a lot of women. Hes single and hes playing basketball. So, yeah, i just think i honestly think he had somebody controlling his twitter account. Right, somebody else was controlling it. Next question, if you got fired from your job, heres something to help ease the pain. Burger king is offering you a free whop he were. All you have to do is go on your linked in account and admit you got canned. Theyre calling it whopper severance. Im cool, burger king. No thank you, burger king. [laughter] i just dont no. Like, just to get so do you well, if you like whoppers that much you will. Do you pull up to the drive threw and show them your linked in account. Somebody is going to do this. Yes, people will definitely do this. Why not . You just got fired. Yeah, i dont know but who doesnt want something for free . Drown your sorrows. In a burger . Shout out to yall can sponsors the show. I just wouldnt do it. You just hating on it because you dont eat burgers. If you eat burgers then youre going to do this. Round of applause if you would do this. [applause] you look like you would do it. [laughter] hes like hes going to go home and do it now. Hes like im going to do it. But listen heres a new study people are surprised by this new study. Researchers conducted right here at the university of pennsylvania that found that they find bald men are sexier to women. [applause] studies were asked to rate photos based on attractiveness confidence and dominance and they said bald men led acrosstheboard. Malc, come on. Give them a little bit. Oh, yeah, malc. All right. [cheers and applause] talk to em. They said baldness was found to make women appear make men appear taller but they said it wasnt all good because they said men with shaved heads they look four i dont look four years older. Do i look 36 . No. Yeah. [laughter] well be right back right here on the q. Dont go anywhere. [cheers and applause] up next on the q hes one of the most popular comedians on the internet. Your mothers gone this weekend so in other words tive got 99 problems and your momma aint one. Comedian tray kennedy is here and will [applause] our next guest has gained a huge following online with videos like dad trends. Decide on your punishment. You can catch me outside. [laughter] catch me outside. [laughter] im kidding with you son. You thought i was about to come here and teach you a lesson. Im still going to. Pay attention, son. Here comes that heat. Catch me outside, how about that he now has almost 1 million followers on instagram. Please welcome tray kennedy to the q. [cheers and applause] whats up. Tray. Now, i watched your videos on instagram and super funny. Where are you from. Oklahoma city born and raised. Were you mad when i dont want to bring it up. When durant left . Were fine now. Were it was okay. Were going to be okay. We got paul george now. Who is that . [laughter] no, im kidding. Come on, come on. Yeah, that was okc wasnt happy about that. How did you start on the internet . It was the app vine back probably four years ago now, just living with friends in college and getting into i it. Everything went viral and just kept going from there. Man, thats kind of like amazing, right. Yeah, i never would have expected any of this. What brings you to philadelphia . Yeah, im actually here with mega bus stop com. Were doing a Campaign Going across the northeast just to Different College towns and talking to people like yourself and hanging out, a media torso its been fun riding the mega bus. Thats cool. Can i come with you. Come on. Thats pretty cool. So, one of the things i see on instagram, you sing a lot and i know you have a singing career, right . Working on it. Break it down. Yeah, so, thats whats been cool about the whole social media journey, just doing funny stuff and incorporating what i love to do and singing as well and entertaining people so i have some music already out and just about to Start Recording a new project here in the next month or so and well see what happens. See what happens. You got a million followers. If you get 10 a dollar from each one of them im going to be coming begging some money from you. Seriously, ma and. [laughter] the one thing i see that you do, you got to give us a little bit, you talk about r and b singers like they do a little bit too much. Can you give us a little bit. Oh, man, like i lost my voice a little bit. The r and b singers too much. Yeah. Ill sing a sneeze like achoooo, stupid stuff. Just trying to bring in some comedy into every day life. Say if someone says asks you what time it is. Yeah, 6 45 yeah, so basically who are some of the people that have followed you on social media that youre like kind of blown away by like man. Yeah, thats whats been the coolest is how like your traditional celebrities follow me and support me and im blown away that they would take the time. Jordin sparks is always on my page and i saw kyrie irving follow me. I saw amber rose. She likes a lot of your pictures. Man, if im you,. Quite a few. Where can people catch you on the mega bus. Were here today, about to head to baltimore and then to d. C. So all the stuff were making will be on my instagram and facebook. Tray, thank you for coming to the studio. Watch out for this guy. Hes going to be a big start. Were going to be right back right here on the q. [cheers and countless patients. Countless ailments. Countless hours. And guess what . You can handle it all. Be a leader in your field with a bsn from strayer university. A Nursing Program created by and for nurses. Lets get it, nurses. Every day here on the q, we post clips from the show on our Facebook Page so recently, you know, when facebook ads closed captioning to some of our segments the words dont exactly match up to what we say so we decided to create a segment about it called facebook follies. [laughter] who made that was hes not here the that was bill. Thank you for that. Can we give it for bill heart . That was good. [applause] i didnt know. So our first facebook folly comes to us from yesterdays show. Did you watch yesterdays show. [cheers and applause] so, heres how it sounded when i introduced our guest eric thomas. Our next guest is known as ec the hip hop preacher. He has over 500,000 followers and instagram. Please welcome et, the hip hop preacher to the q. This is. Different color jacket. I knew what you were thinking. cause i was thinking the same thing, like thats not the same jacket. Yeah, i know, right. Yesterday was a full suit. Today that doesnt matter. You can put a jacket on with a suit well get back to that. This is linen and that one its not the same suit. I would say it. So, i would say please welcome eric thomas aka et the hip hop preacher to the q. It wasnt that easy for our facebook check out what they put. He has over 500,000 followers on instagram please welcome aka et the hiphop preacher to the q. I dont even understand who was why would i say that facebook . I know i may talk like p o. Pooty tang. Our next folly came from an interview with pauley shore. That was quick. In that clip pauley said lets do this, its like the bio dome, bro. It wasnt that easy for our facebook caption generator. Check out what they came up. Lets do this like the bio dome bro. Lets do this like to buy a gun, yes. I dont even know why they would say that and listen, so facebook captions are very different from our closed captions so shout out to the people that do the closed captions here on the show. We love you. I know youre here at home typing this right now. We love you. This is for the facebook people. All right. So wait. Pauley shore talks, you cant understand what hes saying to begin with. Well, hes high all the time. He was definitely high when he came here to the q. He was he was he was something. Lets play another game real quick. Guess what drug paully shore was on. [laughter] what do you think . I say marijuana. You say. No. Somebody said no. Well be right back right here on the q. Dont go anywhere. Sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right, netflix on us. Get four unlimited lines for just forty bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now, netflix included. So go ahead, binge on us. Another reason why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. [applause] im sorry. [laughter] im going to try to segue. This is what happens when you come to the q. Yall had a good time today . [applause] i think its some birthdays in the audience. Who has a birthday . Come here. Come on. Anniversary. Come here. Just real quick. Come here. [applause] all yawl birthdays. Aint this many birthdays. Im 50, im 50. Give me the mic. Golly. I should have never said that. All right. Turn around. Whats your name. Im may. Okay. And this is my dad. Its your birthday, too. Yes, we both our birthday two days apart. Happy birthday. Alfreda mccray. Cornell. Keonna. Cotton. Elaine collier. Your anniversary. Second anniversary. Happy anniversary. [cheers and applause] our sponsor is your solution. If you qualify for the program choose your caregiver could be your child your relative even your friend. Whoever you choose that cares for you to care for you in your own home its a real job with excellent pay. Give them a call at one800 home care or visit them at ameri