karl yells all screaming gasps i got him. What the hell . Hi, im karl. screaming blanks. laughs so, yeah, this is karl. Karl, this is the group. Sorry. It wasnt my idea. Found him on our search for jasper, and that little rascal, todd, thought this would be a fun way to introduce him. carol gasps i couldnt talk him out of it. Ugh, so jasper is. Still out in the wild . Yeah. Idiot. Dont call karl an idiot. He is our guest. Now, come on. Dont be shy. Karl doesnt bite. Do you, karl . Nope. No. all laughing okay, okay. I got another one. Whats the worst thing a prison guard could find at a wedding . An open bar. all laughing very fun. So, karl, im still trying to figure out how you got trapped in there. I mean, dont guards have all the keys . So many keys. Like, name a number of keys, and it would be more than that. But the main door locks, they were codebased, and i would always forget the code. So much so that they called me the code forgetter. laughs the code forgetter. all laughing ugh. And i had to sit there and take it, cause its so true. all laughing anyway, i needed a change, so i came down to mexico. I took up painting, flamenco dancing. I mean, the whole nueve. Thats, uh, spanish for nine. stammering spanish for nine. Yeah, knew it. Ocho is eight. Yeah, life was perfect. And then the virus struck. It took my wife and her son. And his kids and his grandkids. Towards the end, it was just me and this one other prisoner. He was a serial killer. all gasp killed a lot of people. And get this he would eat them. Tandy what . Erica gross. No. I mean, who would do that . Thats sick, in my opinion, but, after some time, we formed a friendship. I mean, talk about an odd couple a guy who eats people, and a guy who keeps peopleeaters locked up. I, of course, being the latter. I feel like its important for me to get in there, again, how strongly im against the use of people as food. Yeah, you mentioned that already. Karl i was just emphasizing my point. They used to call me the point emphasizer. I thought they called you the code forgetter. Yeah, but also the point emphasizer. Gail well, man, you must be some kind of saint, cause i could never be friends with a psycho killer questce que cest like that. I guess i am kind of forgiving. Thats why they called me the everyone forgiver. You sure had a lot of nicknames. Karl yeah. They used to call me the nickname accumulator. Anyway, look. Im gonna go hit the hay. sighs i honestly never thought id get this chance again, so thank you. Good night. Carol good night. All aw. What a neat guy. Yep. Handsome. Ah, wow. Something smells delicious. Gail oh. Well, you must be smelling something else, cause it smells like hell in here. Ii just burned my hair on that fricking curling iron. Burned my finger, too. Oh. Thats what the smell was . Yuck. That is awful. Peeyew. I mean, who could possibly like a smell like that . Disgusting smell. Ah. Im really glad youre here. Ericas birthdays coming up, and i wanted to get her something nice, and you mentioned that you used to paint. I was wondering if youd consider doing a portrait of me that i could give her . I dont paint anymore. Just a lot of bad emotional connections to it, so its a real. Talktothehand for me. Sorry. Sad face. Oh, yeah. Thats cool. Ill just get her a candle or lamborghini or something. You know, for a burn, you dont need a bandaid. You just have to apply ice. Human flesh cooks so fast it just. Gets aaway from you in a hurry. Is what i heard from my uncle, because he. Worked at a burn. Firm. A burn firm . A firm for burns. Anyway, ice is best. Okay. Well, i dont need this, then. sighs go get some ice, then. Ugh. Youre not that person anymore. Stop it. crying oh, god. Get it together. crying youve changed. You okay, karl . Oh, uh. Yeah, i was just, uh, overcome with emotion for about six seconds. Im just excited to see a piano. I actually met my wife at a dueling piano bar. So you play . Yeah. Sure. Yes. I mean, you know, only semiprofessionally. Oh, wow. Would you mind playing something for me . Uh. stammers im a little rusty, so no judgment, okay . clears throat bbbbennie and the jets discordant chords playing oh, but theyre weird and wonderful oh, bennie, shes really keen she got electric boots a mohair suit you know i read it in a magazine its bbennie and the jets discordant chords playing bennie, Bennie Bennie bennie and the jets. discordant chords playing still got it. Excuse me. crying oh, god. Oh. Take a deeeep breath in. And. Exhale. Aflac and a gentle wavelike motion. Liberate your spine. Aflac and reach, toes blossoming. Not that great at yoga ya but when i slipped a disc, he paid my claim in just one day. So he had your back . Yup in just one day, we process, approve and pay. One day pay. 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And thats what drove him away in the first place. So, what, we just leave him out there . He was doing fine on his own before we came along. And whatwhat if we did find him . Would we ground him for running away . Uh, to start. That worked well last time. And then what . Well, well tell him how much we love him. And howhow much it scares us that he ran off, and that it would just kill us if something happened to him. I mean, i just cant sleep knowing hes out there. He just cant do this to us i mean, does he want me to have another heart attack . I mean, come on, jasper thats a Healthy Energy for him to come back to. Melissa, we cant stop looking for him. And im telling you if we want any chance of him coming back, we have to stop looking for him. Sorry, melissa. I just cant do it. Carol yeah. Im with todd. Sorry, melissa. Gail . Erica . Anybody . Whats going on in here . Nothing. I was, uh. Taking the trash out. Taking the trash out, huh . Why . Because its full. Taking the trash out because its full, huh . Yeah, taking the trash out because its full. Taking the trash out cause its full. Trash. Out. Full. Somethings a little weird about you. western twang isnt it, partner . Oh, you think . Been trapped in a prison for six years. Six years, huh . cause the virus happened four years ago. It, well, uh. It felt like six. mocking stammering mocking tandy yeah. So, uh, remind me. What kind of penis are you . What . overpronouncing pianist. What kind of penis are you . Im semiprofessional. If you say so. chuckles hey, have at it. Youre out of here, trash excuse me. carol laughs okay, we have to talk about karl. Something is up with this gal. I just caught him rooting around in gail and ericas trash. He said he was taking it out, but it was so weird. I felt compelled to write down all the details. I mean, who in their right mind digs through someones stuff like that . Uh, you sure do. Just last week i caught you digging through ericas skivvy drawer. Uh, ththat was, uh, research for a, uh, birthday, uh, gift. Yeah. Uh, and thanks for ruining the surprise. Spoiler, erica. You got some nice panties coming your way. Ugh. Okay, look, lets consider all the evidence thus far. Chick has, like, ten nicknames. Chick said he was trapped in prison for six years, even though it was only four. Chick claito be a semiprofessional pianist but sounds more like liberace taking a dump on a chalkboard. And, in case you forgot, referring you back to this. Erica sounds like hes just being a good housemate to me. Erica, my instincts tell me youre wrong as a dong all day long, and its daylight savings. Well, my instincts tell me that if you dont like him, that probably ensures hes a pretty good guy. And whats that supposed to mean . It means youre a horrible judge of character. Oh, uh, name one character misjudgment. Pat. Pamela. Lewis. Phil. Thats four. I said name one. Tandy, you tried to kill todd when you first met him. Okay, in fairness and i think that todd would admit this he was a real dick in the beginning. Carol i mean, i hate to say it, tandy, but if i remember correctly, you werent too crazy about me when we first met. How about this . Maybe just this once take that hunch to lunch and give karl a chunce. Maybe youre right. Mmm. Hey, bud. What you slurping . Oh, uh. Uh, nothing. Just tea. Nothing more. Nothing less. You certainly seem to be enjoying it. chuckles oh, is that a crime, now . Did they outlaw the enjoyment of tea . Maybe i missed that being locked in jail for four years that felt like six. I think we started off on the wrong foot. Hey, ii just had twins, and my hormones are raging, and my fatherhood instincts are super engorged. But thats in the past. Yeah, and i just want to jump into this relationship now and just go hog wild. Well, frankly, i need a little more time before im ready to let my guard down. Well, whenever youre ready, you just let me know. chuckles softly enjoy that tizzy. Tea. slurps gasps mmm. Bandaid tea. Looks like Somebody Just blew their chunce. Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. All because of a burst water pipe in their house that ruined the Hardwood Floors in their kitchen. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped them with Homeowners Insurance and the inside of their house was repaired and floors replaced. Jack and jill no longer have to fetch water. They now fetch sugarfree vanilla lattes with almond milk. Call geico and see how affordable Homeowners Insurance can be. Chicken and steak for just 10. 99 chilis made some major fajita improvements 48 more meat, 10. 99 please sing it with us its 10. 99 chilis is back baby back baby back mmhmm oh baby chilis is back baby back baby back cut, cut, cut sorry, cut. Compansorry, cut. Sorry. Had a thought. What if, instead of saying advance, i say refund advance . Its going to be. Its going to be amazing. Watch. Okay. Sorry, guys, sorry. One more time. Refuuuuund, advance you could get an interest free refund advance of up to 3000 the day you file at block. Get money faster. Get your taxes won. Karl youre doing that all wrong. gasps laughing oh, my god. You scared me. Im doing what all wrong . Here, give me that old cube. Now, get a nice big new cube. You want to cover the whole area. moans whats wrong . Im ready to paint again. If that offer still stands. Oh. Okay, yeah. Lets do it. quietly yes. Clothes on or off . Probably keep mine on, but, um, im gonna go set up my painting area. Mmhmm. I like to do it in a private space, free from distractions. This way we can really sink our teeth into it. Thats just an expression. Im dying to get started. Famous last words, am i right . Howhow so . Im gonna go set up the space. gail laughs softly hey, bud. Hey. Look, i know you were skeptical about my theories on karl, so i just wanted to apologize. And, as a token, i made you a nice meal. Oh, bud. Bon appetit. Areare tho. Are those bandaids . Yeah. Yeah, so, uh, dig in. I got you some salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup, hot sauce. Uh, hheads up, the hot sauce might dilute the taste of the congealing blood. Tangood, more for me. Eat this. thank you. God, i cut myself earlier, and, ugh, it just would not stop, so i have a ton of these. And, good for me, i frigging love used bandaids. Im gonna go mustard. Todd dont. Dont do that. Tand. Oh, my goodness. Mmm. Please, dont. Thats opositive. Thats disgusting. slurps mmm. So, uh, if you dont mind me asking, uh, why dont you like eating bandaids . Because its disgusting and weird. Eating bandaids is disgusting and weird . Yeah, bud. Huh, well, now im confused, because i just saw the very normal and fully vouchedfor karl chewing on a used bandaid a few hours ago. But thats okay, right . Karl was chewing on a bandaid . Sure was, and i would normally think thats crazy, but my instincts are all out of whack, so i just shrugged my shoulders and did nothing, like yall asked. Are you serious about this . Yahoo serious. Tandy, what do we do . Something. Knock, knock. You ready . Ive never been more ready. Something inside me has always been there. But now its awake. The force is yours. The last jedi ar stickers only on the google pixel camera. Yet every day, 4. 99 buys you a footlong black forest ham, meatball marinara spicy italian and more. Thats happiness. And im buyin it. Five footlongs 4. 99 each for a limited time at subway. So much sandwich. Fast like stop staring atcaps help youthe clock fast,st, like stop worrying about your boss fast, like wow, youre already asleep fast. When life keeps you up. Zzzquil helps you fall asleep in as little as 20 minutes. Introducing taco bells latest work of art the dollar stacker. Lavish layers of seasoned beef and melty cheese another 1 masterpiece only at taco bell. Its going great so far. Youre a natural. Im getting some real. Whistlers mother vibes from you. Uhhuh. Well, i would have preferred stiflers mother, but ill take it. You didnt tell anyone you were doing this, did you . Of course not. Those goobers cant keep a secret. I want this to be a surprise for erica. I love surprises. muttering crying, muttering ill be right back. Hey. karl whimpers where the hell are you going, karl . sighs whatever. Im flying over you goodbye horses im flying over you. Well, that sucks. Gail, have you seen karl . Hes. engine starting tires squealing lets go. Karl crying youve come too far. These people are your friends. There has to be another way. karl grunts what the hell is he doing . I dont know, but what i do know is that this situation just went from serious to grave. grunting and panting whats the status report . Still digging . Like a nizzle pizzy in a dizzle stizzy. What . A nosepicker in a dust storm. Oh. Tandy wait, wait, wait. Hes stopping. Hes stopping. Give me an eye, bud. Yeah. You got it, bud. Whats he doing . Huh. grunts sighs hes a fricking weirdo. Yeah. grunts cries both gasp moans oh. Farts. gags, retches captioning sponsored by 20th Century Fox Television and toyota. Children ed by media accuncle stinky. Wgbh access. Wgbh. Org horn honking another piece of the puzzle for the eagles. Bring on the vikings. The road to the super bowl goes through the linc. Kathy has got snow in the forecast this week again. Your news starts in 30 seconds. Next time, i want you on my bowling team. [ laughs ] rodney. Bowling. Classic. Can i help you . Its me. Jamie. Im not good with names. Celeste i trained you. We share a locker. Moose man yo. He gets two name your price tools. He gets two . I literally coined the phrase, we give you Coverage Options based on your budget. Thats me. Jamie yeah. Youre back from italy. [ both smooch ] ciao bella. He goes for a touchdown. Falcons no problem. The vikings, bring them on. The road to the super bowl goes right through philly. Fly, eagles, fly. Were ready. Remembering two days ago it was 60 degrees and pouring . Reality check. Its winter. It should be cold, not mild, and that rain should be snow. Dont worry, wint is back. Now fox 29 news at 10 00. Eagles, vikings in the linc winner goes to the super bowl. Loser doesnt have to reschedule mondays dentist appointment. All the action going to be right here on fox 29. Thanks for joining us tonight. Im iain page. Im lucy noland. How is your heart doing today . I mean recovered from saturday. Close one. I know. Feeling good about todays thrilling ending between the vikings and the saints . Rest up because next week eagles and the vikings at the linc, yo. We are excited. Weve got Team Coverage and kicks off with the one and only kristen rodgers. One more win and the eagles are in the super bowl. Its a feeling so sweet that the birds through a party last night. Thats what all the dog masks were for, right . Guys . Seriouslseriously the eagles dee showed up big, fourth and goal season on the line. They got it done. Now they start to refocus as they try to do the same thing one more win. Y we just got to have another great week of preparation. We got to go out there and play with max effort and play together and we got a shot. Thats all i can say. Our backs against the wall. People, you know, discount us, dont give us much credit, whatever it might be, for our team to battle against a fine Football Team, you know, a team that was obviously this time of year playing extremely well, hot Football Team one thing about this team i love so much. They battle till the end so that was the biggest kind of rush of emotion just thinking about the players. And we now know who theyre going to play. The minnesota vikings. Craziness to end this one. Case theater ten hit digs to wint game. Vikings beat drew brees and saints 2924 what a way to wrap up the divisional weekend. Coming up on sports sunday hear more from the team how much they love relishing that underdog role. Why they do not care that theyre still going to be doubted next week. Of course, were looking i was towed that matchup witness vikings. Iain. All right, kristen thanks. Eagles fans used to success from their beloved birds from 2,002, two to us nine we watched them nfc championship game five different times. A week from today they will be back playing on championship sunday. Fox 29s brad sattin is live at the linc checking in with the philly faithful, brad. Row. Reporter iain does it get any more exciting than this. Eagles the number one seed. Minnesota vikings number two seed. You saw the game tonight. Minnesota vikings winning in dramatic fashion tonight only one team though can go to the super bowl. Probably the only guarantee here is if youre anything like me this time next week you are going to have no voice left. There was something in the air tonight. Feeling like we can win anything at this point. Beyond the smell of cheesesteaks at pats a feeling were on the search of something incredibly special here eagles chance would chants would just break out eagles reporter in between grilling steaks, debate over who the birds would rather play next . The vikings with that tough defense or the saints and drew brees. I personally would like to play the saints. Id rather play the vikings. Reporter we know they wont have to face the steelers now in the super bowl after their loss a girlfriend rivalry at the dog park or shall we call it the under dog park. Heres an underdog. Reporter only eagles fan is left standing. Are you going to jump on the eagles band wagon. Probably yeah. Yeah. A lot of people out in like eagles gear and just really celebratory. Shes right. They were not hard to find. Neither are the signs around town crediting saint nick, nick foles that is. And the skyline suddenly green. And for those short of eagles gear, modells seemed to have fans who were late to the game covered. Just like a hoodie or something anything with logo on it yeah. Reporter by 8 30 tonight our question answered and in dramatic fashion. Eagles fans learning whose up next as the vikings beat the saints on the last play of the game. Eagles vikings next week the winner goes to the super bowl easy it will not be. The ending of the game, wow, does it worry you for next week . Im worried but we can do it. Were the eagles. We can do anything. Go, eagles. Reporter go eagles is right. This is the place to be next sunday 6 40 p. M. But iain and lucy probably a pretty good chance we will talk more about this game before then. Back to you. Just little bit, brad. Thank you. Dont try to get one those dog masks you saw lane johnson and chris long rocking last night. They are sold out. Players bought the masks after a lunch time discussion over how they were under dogs. Fast forward to the win and the masks came out. The antics were so popular fans of course went on to amman so and snatched them all up. Expect to see them at the linc next week of the the road to the super bowl goes right through philly. Eagles play in the nfc championship game sunday if youre not going to be at the linc the only place youll see it right here on fox 29. Coverage starts at sick p. M. Dont you love it . Amazon sold out of dog masks. Because of this. So if youre not talking about the eagles youre talking about the weather. We take live look at cape may. Were looking at the possibility of snow again. So kathy, here we go. Well go again. Are you ready . Uhhuh. Why not . Eagles won, who cares . Right. So true. Thats all that matters. Take a look outside its looking good tonight. Its cold out there with temperatures that are only in the teens and wind chills that are colder. Its 15 right now in pottstown. Six until poconos and 21 degrees in philadelphia. But it meals much colder. Six in the poconos. Five in wilmington. Nine inov
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