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That's the main focus of his mayorship, and he's been quite successful with that. in other areas he is a disaster. but in that area, he is successful. >> indeed, he has been so disastrous in those other areas colombia's inspector general asked for him to be removed from office. he was barred from holding a public office for 15 years. petro can appeal the decision. now the gun ban may be the only positive part of his legacy. and there are numbers to prove it. the weapons restrictions along with better strategic policing have reduced bogota's murder rate by 24% in 2012. according to the mayor's ...

Him, he catches her. they both tumble to the ground. he hits his knee on a curb and she is completely unharmed. complete freak accident. now he has a torn mcl and sprained acl. he's got to be out of the pool. his rep is saying he is taking a break from training and competition but they expect him to make a full and speedy recovery. and he is, of course, thanking everyone for the well wishes. there you have it. >> i hate it when the fans run up to me on the street and throw themselves in to my arms. i have almost wiped out a bunch of times. >> it happens to you all of the time. you come in with...

Tomorrow night president obama will sit down with jay leno for the 6th time. but times have changed his his last appearance in 2012. according to the center for media and public affairs, the president is now the top target for late night comedians. he has been the punch line for 288 jokes in the money log-in the -- monologs. >> people say hey, letterman. why don't you make jokes about obama? i don't make jokes about him because i don't want the fbi tapping my phone. that's why. >> i was going to start off with an obama joke, but i don't want to get audited by the irs. forget that. >> president...

♪ tomorrow night, president obama will sit down with jay leno for the sixth time. times have changed since his last appearance in 2012. according to the center for media and public affairs, the president is now the top target for late night comedians, the punch line for 288 jokes in monologues the first half of the year. >> people say hey, letterman, they say, why don't you make jokes about obama? i don't make jokes about him because i don't want the fbi tapping my phones, my phones, that's why! >> i was going to start with an obama joke but i don't want to get audited by the irs, so forge...