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just like pat boone in those really factor commercials. [laughter] but we got preempted last night for a rehash of the january 6th show trial. i know, it is like getting bombed for an infomercial created for and by buttheads. the upside is by taping this show on thursday, i get friday off, so while you are watching this, i am not really here. i am here. yeah, looks like i am having fun. [laughs] hope i don t get the pox again. even though we were on thursday, we did the show anyway because i did not want to cancel my amazing panel. and brian kilmeade. [laughter] if he is not on the air, people worry that he will want to hang out. right. greg: and if he finds out he is not on tv, he throws more tantrums than joy behar when the zoo forgets her eating time. we also got the amazing tulsi gabbard! [applause] one of the few reasonable people left on this planet. i say that so she will let me stay at her pad in hawaii. okay, fine. greg: or hawaii. there you go. gre ....
from the past just just like pat boone, those relief factor i commercial. but we got preempted last nighto for a rehash of the january six show trial. w, i know it s like getting bumped for an infomercial created for and by buttheads, but the upside is by taping the show on thursday, i get friday off. get fri soda while you re watching this, i m not really here . i m here. looks like i m having fun. but don t get the pocs again. but even though we weren t on thursday we did this show anyway w because i didn t want o cancel my amazing panelad and brian kilmeade asked if he s not on the air. people worry that he ll want to hang out right. if he and if he finds out he s not on tv, he throws more tantrums . enjoy behar when the zoo forgets her feeding time. so we also got the amazing tulsi gabbardng, one of the few reasonable people left on this planet. i say that so she ll letla me stay at her pad in hawaii. h okay, fine for hawaii. a good job. yeah, i was like yes. al ....
Money. the end of lawyering up and spending more than the lottery ticket is worth. this is why hawaii is the place to live. they don t have this issue. greg: but they do have cursed tiki dolls. a real problem out there. runs rampant. greg: almost died surfing because of a toxic tiki dog. tyrus, you remember that. it is a 3-parter. [applause] thank you. is that your question? greg: the only question, i want to talk about relatives, a global phenomenon, i have relatives that i ve never met, that i have never met, hey, we should go get lunch, and i am like your 30th cousin. yeah. greg: i don t want to have anything to do with it. it is just like the lottery. your cousin, greg. ....
Your cousin grace is your cousin. but yeah, don t don t feel bad for him as he tells the story, the guy who never met his dad this awesome. i never met my 30th cousin. i don t want to meet them. that s what i m saying. buthe it s like a lottery ticket when they find out you ve got something i don t know what the world s coming to. i grew up. we always said things like i m going to go play in the nfl and buy my mom a house and aoy car . and that was like every boy s dream was to buy his mom something and they got to work hard and bust their and right work. one day you get to that and youy buy your mom a car and now they re saying if i get i free money. so that s so that s where we re at america. everybody depressed. you know, it s not a real hasty s.es this is not reale. . nobody is going to hide i that they ve won the lottery. no, just when they scratch it, they run around. first thing they do is come in here, flip this chair over and tell himim he s nothinn to throw on and reviv ....
feel bad for him, as he tells the story, a guy who has never met his dad, this is awesome. i never met my 30th cousin. greg: i don t want to meet them! that s what i m saying. it s like the lottery, they find out you ve got something i don t know what the world is coming to. i grew up, we said things like i m going to play in the nfl and buy my mom a house and a car. every boy s dream was to buy s mom something, and they have to work hard and one day you get to that and buy your mom a car and now they are saying if i get free money, [bleep] them. that s where we re at at in america. greg: the survey depressed you? i hate these. this is not real. nobody is going to hide they won the lottery. when they scratch it, the first thing they do is come in here, flipped his chair over, tell him he is nothing, revive him just so they can knock him out again, then go around and say i am free, i can do whatever i want! ....