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Attack. but you're so relieved, i suppose, once you realize that you don't really have a ticket. getting a ticket, there is something about it, right? this is viewed 1.2 million times. it has 8 8,000 "likes" on youtube and 542 "dick likes." so i guess most people who view it anyway, think it is funny. >> he did this to five people. but i have a feeling this will keep going now. >> there you go. >> i don't think this is the -- >> you get the wrong guy from brooklyn, new york, who says, get over here, and gets all physical before he can see the money inside. coming up, toys your kids will want...

You've also taken aim at america's waistlines with the new iphone app. >> that's the best transition i've ever heard. that was a fine transition. >> i was told you would send me an iphone app. to my joy, you sent me a whole iphone. >> i'm looking out for you. >> why are you sending me a waistline app? >> well, i'm concerned about your health. you do a lot of -- you spend a lot of time sitting around. i'm worried you don't get enough movement. i want to make sure you know what you're putting in your body. we've come up with this incredible app. it's called the supersize me what are you eating a...

What you're putting in your body. we've come up with this incredible app. it's called the supersize me what are you eating app? it tells you restaurants across the country, there's over 100 restaurants in here. there's a search tool so that if you know where you're going you can find something that's close by. so if you end up going to a place like -- say you end up going to a chuck e. cheese, but if you end up in one, you can pick up the canadian bacon pineapple individual pizza for 542 calories, it tells you everything in there, slide it to feed and feed our fat clown in there and we keep tr...

Who is better at picking stocks. so they squared off three professional stock analysts, a secondary class of children, and orlando the cat. after one year, who do you think won? that's right. orlando the cat. they gave each of the three groups of contestantses 5,000, that says dollars burks it's pounds. gave them -- trial maybe we've done the computations. they end of the year, the pros made 17 of pounds. but orlando the cat made 542 pounds. so in other words, save your money. buy a cat. >> gretchen: that reminds me of the ncaa picks where brian went up against the elephant. >> brian: right. >...

Check out this song. find it on youtube. fun. >> greg: you missed the chorus. >> dana: i didn't cut the sound. >> greg: what is it called? >> greg: blame it on bush. who else do we blame in america? >> greg: that was the point. >> andrea: before president obama went to north carolina, he did shopping and i ran in to him while i was shopping. we started to have a heated discussion. he tried to say listen, i'll pay for birth control. i said i actually want to choosshoes. he said no. sorry. birth control. it didn't have any part of it. >> bob: he couldn't afford 542 amelda. >> greg: banned phrase...