Door Acting Unhinged Lately
The Heller household’s wooden spoon was noticeably stir-crazy. Recent reports are coming in that the door to the Heller family’s pantry has been acting increasingly unhinged as of late. Family members reported that while going in to grab their morning cereal, something seemed a little more ajar than usual. “Nobody really could have seen this coming,” reported Maya Heller, 16, the first to notice the difference. “Something was just a little bit off. It was hard to tell at first, but I could tell that maybe something was starting to crack.” “You guys will see. You’ll all see,”...
Source: everythreeweekly.com