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Team of pr professionals tell me i have been on mr. colbert's show but i have no themmy of that. a couple weeks ago, i put sean hannity on the "ridicu-list" because of a clip he used of me. any way, mr. colbert took issue and accused me of copying him. he went so far as to create something called the absurd you chart just to put me on it. look. >> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, i'm putting you and your "ridicu-list" on my "absurd u chart." >> words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the ide...

Steven colbert -- what? really, are you sure? the t is silent? steven colbert apparently, my team of pr professionals tell me i have been on mr. colbert's show but i have no themmy of that. a couple weeks ago, i put sean hannity on the "ridicu-list" because of a clip he used of me. any way, mr. colbert took issue and accused me of copying him. he went so far as to create something called the absurd you chart just to put me on it. look. >> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, i'm putting you a...

Would it have been from my ben and jerry's ice cream. anderson cooper's white bread ripple. may not be as well known as yours, sir, but it has a brisk business in kennebunkport in july and august. i admit your "absurd u chart" was pretty funny. >> all right, there you go. boom! how does that taste, anderson? i assume like peanut butter. i didn't even check to see if you had a peanut allergy. the ratings feud is on. i await your next move. >> now, i know if i was one of these other anchors, i was try

Not since i woke up disoriented smelling of toner on kinko's have i seen such blanket copying. admittedly my cover shot was a far more heroic pose, far be it for me to say. exhibit b, here's your ben and jerry's ice cream flavor. steven colbert's ameritone dream. a big seller, i'm told. sounds good. wow, wonder where you could have gotten that idea? could it have been from my ben and jerry's ice cream. perhaps you heard of it? anderson cooper's white bread ripple. may not be as well known as yours, sir, but it has a brisk business in kennebunkport in july and august. look, i admit your "absurd...

Something called the absurd-u-list just to put me on it. look. >> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, i'm putting you and your "ridicu-list" on my "absurd-u-chart." >> words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the idea that i'm copying you is simply ridiculous. i cannot believe that you of all people say i am copying you when -- that's right, i'm going there -- it's been you copying me for years. that's right, i said it. i give you exhibit a. here you are on the cover of the current issue of "out...