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>> still -- ouch. >> you know. you have "the ridiculist." i have the absurd-u-chart. how do you keep going? >> though you're in comedy, you're doing the same pace as we are in news. >> five nights a week, an hour a night. >> in comedy, you normally, people spend all day, or in some cases if they only have one show a week, all week, writing the material and thinking it and honing it. you have to change stuff 15 minutes before air, 5 minute before air. >> right. we have a sense of what the things people are talking about because we want to talk about what people are talking about. i'm not here t...

units pounding away at neighborhoods, surrounded by thousands of troops, all this while simultaneously observers from the arab league are arriving in damascus to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery s...

from the arab league are arriving in damascus to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery strike today on the city of homs. there are more than just the one body you see here, but it's simply too gory to ...

neighborhoods, voubded by thousands of troops, all this quhil simultaneously observers from the arab league are arriving in dmas cass to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery strike today on the city o...

>> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, i'm putting you and your "ridicu-list" on my "absurd-u-chart." >> words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the idea that i'm copying you is simply ridiculous. i cannot believe that you of all people say i am copying you when -- that's right, i'm going there -- it's been you copying me for years. that's right, i said it. i give you exhibit a. here you are on the cover of the current issue of "outside" magazine. like you ever go outside. but where do you come...