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By some miracle, we managed to rank 20 of the funniest Blues Brothers quotes.

♪ >> we told you we ain't lying. >> ed personally booked every guest for the show today. >> including mike huckabee. >> let's bring in mike huckabee. governor, thank you for being here. i know you're a big fan of ed henry. >> happy new year. >> ed rocks the show. >> he does. he does. it's so true. >> what's this recipe you have. it's national bacon day. we're trying to talk about bacon and you're talking about black eyed peas on twitter? >> you got to have black eyed peas on new year. i just mentioned that i've got a great recipe for black eyed peas. people who grew up in the north don't get...

Don't be-- uh, un-uh, don't be flirting with me, young thing. i jump over there and knock something off of ya. i ain't lying. your body would be going one way and your wig would be going the other. you better ask somebody. the success did not come quickly. for five years, you were a failure. yeah, yeah, yeah. well, when i look back now, being older, i realized it was all learning and proving and-- and getting me into the right place to be able to handle what i'm dealing with now. so over five years you were on the ropes. you didn't give up. - no. no. - why? there was something in me that i kne...

I jump over there and knock something off of ya. i ain't lying. your body would be going one way and your wig would be going the other. you better ask somebody. the success did not come quickly. for five years, you were a failure. yeah, yeah, yeah. well, when i look back now, being older, i realized it was all learning and proving and-- and getting me into the right place to be able to handle what i'm dealing with now. so over five years you were on the ropes. you didn't give up. - no. no. - why? there was something in me that i knew for sure this was what i was supposed to do. and nothing cou...

>> thank you. we'll get back with you and conduct your idr board, okay? >> i'm not going home anyways. this is crazy, man. all i'm doing is going to sleep. i ain't done nothing wrong. i ain't whooped somebody's ass, something. >> well, thank you for that. >> they're trying to give me 20 days in the hole. they can kiss my ass. not taking 20 days in the hole. >> do you have a sleep problem or is that just a last-ditch effort -- >> yeah, it is a little bit of a lie. i do have a sleeping problem a little bit. i don't like to get up. but the whole sleeping disorder thing, i made that up. i ain't ly...