Ross Student Boyfriend Prepares To Ask To Waste of Your Time In Exchange For 0% Equity
April 22, 2021 Ross junior Michael Moren drafted a proposal yesterday formally asking sophomore Alexa Vann for a trade deal to waste 100 percent of her time in exchange for 0 percent equity. “Listen, babe,” Moren stated, before pulling up a PowerPoint presentation in front of his seated girlfriend. “You look like someone who’d appreciate a wise and savvy business opportunity. I’d love to receive an investment of all of your mental and emotional energy, and, in return, provide you with a little heartbreak, 14.67 empty promises, and three poorly-timed dick pics,” he said. Handing he...
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