AI constructs new holiday ditty, "Rudolph, the All-Gracious King"
Screenshot: YouTube (Fair Use) Christmas is almost here, which means Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” has nestled deep within our ear canals like a seasonal, yuletide parasite. No matter which way you turn, you cannot escape the diva’s biggest career hit as it jingles its way through our television, car, and department store speakers. To be honest, it’s a song so sappily catchy that it verges on sinister—a longstanding theory we can now consider confirmed thanks to recent AI analysis of the single. Advertisement YouTuber Chase Holfelder recently embarked on a pret...