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Boy i promise i will never reveal any of the secrets of the wildcats. I promise i will never reveal ecrets of the wildcats. I will not even tell anyone there is such a club as the wildcats. I will not even tell anyone there is such a club as the wildcats. Not even my paw . Not anybody. And if i ever do, i will be struck down by the curse of the claw. Come on, youve gotta say it. And if i ever do, you are now an official member of the wildcats forever and ever. all growl okay, the ceremony is over. Open the door. Now that hes a wildcat, weve gotta give him a job. I know. Ive got one for him. Op...

Well, what happened, fletch . The old truck finally poop out . No. Well, what happened, fletch . Was it an accident . Yeah. I didnt exactly figure you was mixing salad here in the middle of the highway. Howd it happen . Whoosh sideswiped, huh . Yeah. Reckless driver, huh . You know who done it . No. What kind of car was it . White. Did you notice who was driving . Yup. No. Dadburn it. If you dont start stringin a few words together, were gonna be here till supper time. I aint even had my lunch yet. Howd it happen . Young squirt come tearing by here in one of them newfangled convertible jobs. D...

All right, next. Okay. Ah, not too short, floyd. Ah. horn honking looks like the nashville bus is comin through. Yep, and right on time, too. horn honking ringadingding. That is what i call a female. Me, too. Yes. Thats a female, all right. Right, andy . Yep. Thats definitely not a boy. Times like this i wouldnt mind being a young bachelor. Shes got it, all right. Shes coming right in here. Hi there. Im looking for the proprietor. , uh, yes, maam, iii am the proprietor. Floyd lawson, proprietor thats he. Uh, thats me. I better get back to city hall. And i. Uh, i better check and see if theres ...

Oh, i hope its good. Itll be fine. Ill get washed up. I dont know how he does it but hes got a knack of hittin a note just enough off to make your skin crawl. Oh, andy, everybody cant sing. Youve got to be tolerant of him. Barney . nita, juanita. . . Ahdahdahdee dahdadada . Have a sandwich, barney. Yeah, fill up your mouth there, barn. Eat slow. All right. door opening well, howdy, john. Bee hello, john. Hello, bee. Andy well, whats the trouble . Andy, ive got to talk to you. Well, wont you have a sandwich . No. No, thank you. Andy, weve got a big problem with the choir. We have . Ralph pritch...

Thank you. Thats very nice of you. You have such great taste. You see, im having the same problem as the new president. Im gonna hit until i start to do something. You sounds great tonight and im thankful for that because last night, and i hate, ive mentioned this before, i hate to discuss audiences who were here the previous night. [ laughter ] yes, they are gone. They were rough, i dont want to use the term low lives, but, thats what they were. They drove in from arkansas and they were suffering from pick up lag. [ laughter ] i thought you were in las vegas . I am. Right at this moment. Righ...