Storke Tower Receives Vaccination, Grows 3 Inches
January 18, 2021 at 4:20 am by Max Myszkowski Max Myszkowski / Daily Nexus STORKE PLAZA ââ With vaccination programs now entering phase 1.A.b.β-§-2.0, the COVID-19 vaccine has now been made available for essential workers, healthcare providers and â more notably â phallic architectural symbols. Markedly happy to hear about this development was our very own beige, rectangular phallus, Storke Tower ââ who, upon inoculation, reportedly grew an extra three inches due to a rare side effect of the vaccine! âThe lengthening effect was witnessed almo...
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