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Us for a food shortage that may put the bacon sundae in a little jeopardy. >> the national pig association is warning of an unavoidable global bacon shortage. >> a global bake on shortage! we're all going to die! much later than we thought, thanks to the reduced salt and nitrates in our diets! well i for one am going to be ready for the coming apork-alypse. i'm presently building an underground shelter and stocking it with all these salted hog meat i can find. bacon, panchetta, ham hocks, canned ham, john ham. he looks salty. >> still ahead on "way too early," why you're awake. your salty twee...

Still ahead on "way too early," the officials -- yeshgs the officials will get the biggest cheers in the building to night when they return to the field for the ravens-browns game. we'll tell you how the deal came together and check out the play-off races in sports. and stephen colbert prepares us for the apork-alypse. that clip and a check on weather when "way too early" comes right back. [ ow