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They can pick up on. i just keep thinking the way my parents would have treated me or acted if i had done this as a college senior, and it would have involved a yardstick, and it would not have been legal for the administration of the school to do that to the kids. greg: yeah. >> and, yeah, it's free speech, but it's not respectful. and i think she does deserve a level of respect even if -- >> your parents hit you with a yardstick when you were in college? >> multiple times. [laughter] greg: david, last word to to you. thoughts? >> well, i mean, i didn't even have a commencement speaker. i wen...

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Find a boy scout and see what he thinks. tap a mailman on the shoulder. tell him you didn't mean to starlts him. then ask him if birth control is right now you. put it online and see how many likes it gets. ask an old black man and an asian boy playing chess in the park. then ask them how they became friends because there has just got to be a story there. ask someone who just got one of those cochlear implants and is hearing for the very first time. >> yeah. but can i get birth control? ask jeeves. i'm supposed to ask you, too. ask your mom's new boyfriend. then ask the supreme court. finally,...

Then ask them how they became friends because there has just got to be a story there. ask someone who just got one of those cochlear implants and is hearing for the very first time. >> yeah. but can i get birth control? ask jeeves. i'm supposed to ask you, too. ask your mom's new boyfriend. then ask the supreme court. finally, ask yourself why you insist on having sex for fun. no refills. i have to go through all this again next month? >> yep. see you then. >> can i have a gun? >> yep. remember, that's your right. >> up next, why it is a cultural embarrassment to me that the great white fight ...