'Cocaine Bear' is 100% pure, uncut junk
Yes, there's a giant bear and, yes, it does a ton of coke. And, yes, just as you probably suspected, the movie blows. We have officially sunk very low with "Cocaine Bear," way past other films where the title alone describes the only thing that happens, like "Snakes on a Plane," "We Bought a Zoo" or "Sharknado."