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[ bank associate ] right now, we're offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. driver's license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. we're doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪

We're doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪ >> time now for hits and misses of the week. kim, first to you. >> a miss to joe biden. the vice president is point man tore flaking the president's stimulus, the taxpayer dollars that was supposed to create 3.5 million by the end of the year rather than losing 2.2 million. yet, there was joe again this week talking about the summer of recovery, about the progress and a new tour to go out and see shovel ...