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>> really? >> yes. just to name a few, emperor newt, alpine newt, a paddle taled newt and an eye beer yuan ribed newt. >> i think he would like to be emperor newt. >> perhaps. all right. bernard, i looked it up, and technically you can say peed, but you can't say it while doing an s and m bit. it is context on television. that's how it works. sandra mentioned something about the housing stinks. but if you only visit bill's house, that's not a fair barometer on what everyone else's house is. chris, you mentioned that you dated cain. >> yes. >> chris, let me just say that you can get out in fron...

Abs. bill schulz, pardon the interest ropings and sitting next to me a first-time guest, bernard. and he is a pain in the neck who spouts nothing but dreck. good to see you. >> the presidential race moves on from iowa, and considering the surprising numbers, you might say rick santorum was mitt romney's caucus blocker if you will. >> nobody would say that. >> everybody would say that. >> after months of listening to candidates, voters have weighed in of the amazingly, many think romney's first name is mittens. it is true. according to a 60 minutes van gnaw knee poll 60% think mitt stands for m...

Doesn't mean it is a date. >> oh man. >> sounds like friday night for me. >> allegedly. allegedly indeed. >> bernard, you said that newt could play chuckie's grandfather? >> yes, i did. >> technically according to the story of child's play, that's not so. chuckie is the vodoo manifestation of charles lee ray who after being mortally wounded seeks refuge in a store and transfers his soul into a doll. while newt in fact looks like the fat doll toy, he does not look anything like the actor who played charles lee ray. it would be an odd casting. >> at least you are not over thinking it too much. b...

It. the new york post reports the kardash eight ns could be getting their own magazine. the reality tv family could be close to signing a teal with a major publication. bill, you used to work at american media what will it be like? >> success. i worked for a magazine called "sly" aka sylvester stallone's magazine for men in their 50s and above who want to take control of their life in a physical way. we lasted all of five issues. every one of those did not win a peabody. >> every one? >> yes. bernard, what will it take to make the kardashians go away? >> a lot of time. overexpose sure. >> ...

Obama went to mars, a spokesman replied, quote, only if you count watching marvin the martian. i don't think they are taking this seriously, but we will in the -- >> lightning roooooouuuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> better bernard, if you are one of the time traveling crononauts, and for all i know you are, why keep this a secret for so long? or does it seem so long because they are time travelers? >> that could be the case, but obama, that would be something to put on the resume. the whole story is not as farfetched. i am glad gary busey found work. it is apparently working for these people he...