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For me. >> allegedly. allegedly indeed. >> bernard, you said that newt could play chuckie's grandfather? >> yes, i did. >> technically according to the story of child's play, that's not so. chuckie is the vodoo manifestation of charles lee ray who after being mortally wounded seeks refuge in a store and transfers his soul into a doll. while newt in fact looks like the fat doll toy, he does not look anything like the actor who played charles lee ray. it would be an odd casting. >> at least you are not over thinking it too much. by the way, a shout out to don imus. >> i'm sorry for saying that d...

His candidate. >> warning, don't ever expose a hollow graphic weebil. let's go to our senior correspondent in manchester. >> we need to get new political correspondent. bernard, welcome to the show. >> thank you, andy levy. >> what do you think of the results? >> romney was down in the polls just two weeks ago, so you have to characterize it as a win for him. did you see the speech last night by newt gingrich, the angry -- what the hell is he so angry about? remember where is the beef?

If you count watching marvin the martian. i don't think they are taking this seriously, but we will in the -- >> lightning roooooouuuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> better bernard, if you are one of the time traveling crononauts, and for all i know you are, why keep this a secret for so long? or does it seem so long because they are time travelers? >> that could be the case, but obama, that would be something to put on the resume. the whole story is not as farfetched. i am glad gary busey found work. it is apparently working for these people here. you got me. >> sandra, since when do the highest ...

Taled newt and an eye beer yuan ribed newt. >> i think he would like to be emperor newt. >> perhaps. all right. bernard, i looked it up, and technically you can say peed, but you can't say it while doing an s and m bit. it is context on television. that's how it works. sandra mentioned something about the housing stinks. but if you only visit bill's house, that's not a fair barometer on what everyone else's house is. chris, you mentioned that you dated cain. >> yes. >> chris, let me just say that you can get out in front of this. come forward. just because cain forced your head into your pants...

>> and you think you can find them out? >> i am a reporter, look into it. the new york post reports the kardash eight ns could be getting their own magazine. the reality tv family could be close to signing a teal with a major publication. bill, you used to work at american media what will it be like? >> success. i worked for a magazine called "sly" aka sylvester stallone's magazine for men in their 50s and above who want to take control of their life in a physical way. we lasted all of five issues. every one of those did not win a peabody. >> every one? >> yes. bernard, what will it take t...