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A satire about how friends of BBA students are tired of filling up Google Forms.

From LinkedIn to TikTok, there’s hardly anywhere left where BBA undergrads are not trying to expand their vicious web of networking, and forcing you to think about whether higher studies should be accessible to everyone.

In an unprecedented move, Bidirectional University, the country’s top private university, has decided to implement a stacking policy to maximise the number of students enrolled in the university. 

After the VC of Private University Pvt. Ltd. promised a new campus in his speech last week, the cheer from the crowd was less intense than expected as students are reportedly tired of hearing the same thing for the 10th year in a row. Some are even comparing the VC to politicians in Bangladesh owing to the number of false promises he’s made in the past ten years.

After almost 7 hours of peaceful speech giving, however, violence broke out as students belonging to rival political groups broke out into an armed clash. At least 47 students were injured in these clashes, with a combined total of anywhere between 601 and 800 broken bones, according to Dhoka Medical College Hospital authorities.