It's time for a temperature audit
Right now, the temperatures are bad. Much too high, very dangerous! 106 degrees Fahrenheit in Seattle? 116 in Portland? Breaking records? Breaking sidewalks? This is not what America needs. Fortunately, there is something we can do: Take prompt and decisive action on climate change on a national scale, although this may already be the new normal. Hire a charlatan to tell us that things are actually the way we would like them to be! It is time we did an audit of the temperature. Something must be wrong with all the thermometers that is making them display these heinous numbers. Likewise, the e...