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>> gotta have my bowl. >> don't we all? your face is an outhouse of misery. >> i apologize for nothing. let's welcome our guest. oh yeah, i'm here tonight with political commentator andrea tantara. kind of confusing, but true. chris is the new york magazine senior on-line editor. if brains were charades, old people would do him at parties. and gum scrapes him off its shoes. it is bill shultz. and sitting next to me, a first time guest lead singer of kingdom of sorrow. if awesome rips were a garage sale, everyone would come to fondle his junk. and he is the angry screed that nobody reads. goo...

>> come on, everybody smokes it once in their life. this gives you a headache. >> you said you brought it to school all the time. you used the that that you are greek. that is part of a long kon. you spent years dressing up as the girl who brings oregeno. prove i am not right. >> i have a headache. >> bill, i have no clue that the kid sold it. >> it is a pretty good theory, but it is a theory with no facts. you have no theory. >> you have to admit this is bill shultz's wheel house. facts or not, this is what bill knows.

Round at the end of the show. >> thank you, andy. >> your face is a merry go round of failure. >> i apologize for nothing. >> let's welcome our guest. she eats nothing but lady bugs. i am here with jill done son. -- dobson. she is so cute that babies carry pictures of her in their wallets. and he is condescending in eight lapping wedges. -- in eight languages. and no gender will have him. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and like the great wall, you can see his lips from space. his latest cd is delightful. and he is losing shies -- losing his shirt. good to see you, pinch. >> courtn...

>> look, this is a chinese coal baron paid $1.5 million for this dog. the most expensive lunch ever. >> bill, $1.5 million. that can buy a lot of paintings. >> that will not last as long as art. but if you let it sit there for awhile it hillary seem bell art. >> you noy what is interesting about this story? the fact that a dog can be worth $1.5 million and have no knowledge that it is any different than a homeless dog. one of your greatest lines is a homeless dog didn't know he had one. >> you know what i would like to do with the dog? i would like to shave it poodle style and um -- and jump i...

Out. as baker said, qaddafi was always going to be -- the rebels were always going to be out gunned and out manned by qaddafi. however, do we have to make it this easy for him? couldn't we go in and make his job a little more difficult? to bill's point, if we're damned if we do and damned if we don't, why don't we do? why don't we stand up and do and have the moral courage and conviction to do the right thing? to your point, sir, why don't we just assassinate qaddafi? i am so into this idea. there is a reason america's policy does not support that. it is because the american president is the m...