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Swerving into a tractor-trailer on a new york highway back in july. that's her excuse. meanwhile, a weasel-like creature called a martin wreaking havoc at a soccer match in switzerland, dashing out onto the field. watch this. a player grabs it, but the thing bites his finger. another player was able to get the critter off the field. picked it up and just gave it a toss. let's hope you don't catch that in your lap. eric, over to you. >> eric: the road to john brennan's confirmation as the new c.i.a. director was bumpy. on friday, he was sworn in. instead of resting his hand on a bible, he cho...

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Millionaires. as in america, the 9/11 movement continues to court respect ability by protesting the loss of charlie sheen as spokesman. and in disconstant lands, the predator drones menace the skies, at least until we discover the algorithm for love. people don't like it to be like it is, but it do. greg? >> you said it so eloquently. how cane follow that? i will see you later in the half, young man. >> and i shall see you. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so british her stiff upper lip has a stiff upper lip. she has two stiff upper lips. i am here with the author of the single girl surviv...

>> gotta have my bowl. >> don't we all? your face is an outhouse of misery. >> i apologize for nothing. let's welcome our guest. oh yeah, i'm here tonight with political commentator andrea tantara. kind of confusing, but true. chris is the new york magazine senior on-line editor. if brains were charades, old people would do him at parties. and gum scrapes him off its shoes. it is bill shultz. and sitting next to me, a first time guest lead singer of kingdom of sorrow. if awesome rips were a garage sale, everyone would come to fondle his junk. and he is the angry screed that nobody reads. goo...