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Is it an anti-depressant? yes, it also helps general anxiety disorder. >> lexipro is an amazing name. i think in twenty, 30 years kids will have those names. it sounds like a relaxing kind of person. >> bill's daughter has those names. >> and i don't want to am buds the am had buds man. gays against drunk driving is what gad is. >> that was gays against drapes. >> that is the dumbist thing i have ever heard. i have to skip that. american idol. can you share democracy with ryan see -- secrist. that is a brilliant, brilliant rhyme. >> it is not a rhyme. it is not even close.

About is the little doll of yourself that follows you around for the rest of your life. you know what i'm talking about? >> yes, that was the -- that's the commercial with the little doll. >> you get a little doll. >> it walks next to you. >> i always wish they had a night before pill for dudes so it convinces you not to take home the slag you are talking to you. >> did you say slag? now you are sounding lining -- like bill shultz. >> i never heard that word. >> it is a british word. >> why does the media i can ma the pharmaceutical industry look bad? they do so many good things. >> because th...

Piece of art. this is a recreation of my mri when i had appendicitis. it wasn't appendicitis at all. it was a tiny unicorn growing in my lower intestine. no wonder i was always hungry. the unicorn was eating all of my food. the latest is from patrick pickard. he offers $800 and get this, $20 for every push up bill shultz can do. we will take you up on the offer and you can go back to me now. we will see how many push ups bill can do on friday's show. >> there is not a lot to lift. so i am feeling confident. >> i will bet that bill will do at least 10. >> i can do more than 10. >> you just ruin...

>> and they lie. i was on the u.s. ping-pong team. it is still a great thing. >> wikipedia is as impressive as the pyramids and not crumbling and controlled by corrupt governments. >> i think it is the mostal true wis stick endeavor i have ever seen. please. >> bill, the fact is isn't wikipedia helped you write articles? >> no. and i refuse to give this organization any publicity until you take bill shultz is a d-bag off my page. >> as soon as it goes down you know i put it back up. >> what is the guy that runs it? >> jimmy wikipedia. >> brilliant mind and bad taste in women. time for anothe...

Maybe drugs in space. >> thank you, andy. >> happy boys club day. >> big fan. >> not what you think. their mission is toen able all -- to enable all people to be caring citizens. >> that's what i meant. >> why don't i believe you? >> don't believe everything you read. >> i know what i saw. >> let's not bring it up. let's welcome our guest. she is the author of a new book called "outnumbered." she is so bright she needs sunglasses to look in a mirror. i like that one. she is funnier than a clown car full of did mimes. that's -- dead mimes. that's penny to me. and gum scrapes bill shultz off t...