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No reporter, no journalist no one was able to get this out. two of the most popular states in the country and not one journalist found this out? >> andy, his wife is a journalist. >> shooy is a completely other -- she is a completely other -- >> she worked for the networks. we all love stories like this so why don't we analyze this. >> the media likes to point fingers. it is your problem. it is thought them sitting and watching politicians with tweets and facebook posts. it is you. you want them. it is ridiculous. they can focus on what matters. if they president whated to talk about schwarzen...

Produce for i think it is a profit. yeah i didn't really read it either. boring. well, he is a big baby living off government gravy. his wallet is full like his diapers. i speak of stanley thorton, junior. a man who leads his life role playing as an adult baby while collecting disability checks. but perhaps no longer. the senate's top waste watcher has asked the social security administration to investigate why the government is keeping him in gerbers after watching the 30-year-old man baby on a national geographic show. in a letter to the inspector general he wrote, quote, given that mr. th...

>> i love museums. it provides food for thought and a feast for the eyes. sometimes i sit on the floor and i draw. >> if only you would use actual ink, you would tot get kicked out. >> this is the vision in white. she is so hot that kids use her to fry insects. well he is funnier than a bag of clown toes and that is funny at least to me, but not to the clowns without toes. it is ryan reece. and he gave birds the bill flu. it is bill shultz. and he knows current events like i know furry events. sitting next to me, the first time guest. boy, are you going to regret this. and he is just a talking...

>> i am not a hero. i say, look, we have to make sure they are showering correctly after a long game of lacrosse, they are covered in fit. -- filth. >> are we going too far monitoring people's habits? >> yeah, in a way we are spending so much money. they are using sophisticated food recognition software. the computer program analyzes the color, shape, volume, density and texture of every piece of food on a child's tray and compare itself to a database. how else are we going to find out what the kids are buying other than check the stockroom? that may be a way. it is not like dairy queen is lik...

Before. >> it is more like game of bones. >> completely stupid joke. bill, he took his heroin in his butt which is where you hide yours. >> that's how heroin works. you start at the butt and it ends at the butt. this guy has done so much smack that -- this guy has done so much smack he had the opportunity to just -- not dig it a lot more than once. this is the only one he remembers. and he just didn't do it right. >> that's always the argument. >> call me mum ma -- mummafied bea arthur. >> if you are watching this at home, you shouldn't be. you kids you do not have to try something to find out...