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[ bird noises ] >> oh. >> morning wood. >> wish we had that kkkhhhh. >> it's a froth machine. >> yeah, whatever. >> worth $7 a cup. >> i want to do something, man.
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[ bird noises ] >> oh. >> morning wood. >> wish we had that kkkhhhh. >> it's a froth machine. >> yeah, whatever. >> worth $7 a cup. >> i want to do something, man.
Ohio senator rob portman does a good chicken impression. [ clucking ] >> where is the egg? senator portman of ohio, if you know nothing else, you will always know he makes bird noises very very well. as does republican presidential candidate george pataki. >> at the risk of appears to be a complete nerd, which sadly sometimes i am, you know what you do to attract a bird is you make sounds, because they're curious. so like -- let me just try this now. birds will hear that, and they'll actually come to see what's making the sound. i attracted a 707, i think. >> former new york governor george pa...
>> there you go. he's on my side. >> former republican from ohio. >> ohio senator rob portman does a good chicken impression. [ clucking ] >> where is the egg? senator portman of ohio, if you know nothing else, you will always know he makes bird noises very very well. as does republican presidential candidate george pataki. >> at the risk of appearing to be a complete nerd, which sadly sometimes i am, you know what you do to attract a bird is you make sounds, because they're curious. so like -- let me just try this now. birds will hear that, and they'll actually come to see what's making the s...
>> former republican from ohio. ohio senator rob portman does a good chicken impression. [ clucking ] >> where is the egg? senator portman of ohio, if you know nothing else, you will always know he makes bird noises very very well. as does republican presidential candidate george pataki. >> at the risk of appears to be a complete nerd, which sadly sometimes i am, you know what you do to attract a bird is you make sounds, because they're curious. so like -- let me just try this now. birds will hear that, and they'll actually come to see what's making the sound. i attracted a 707, i think. >> ...
Nobody finished under par. the 15th different winner in the last 15 majors. the 26-year-old american started his day in 29th place. the worst position ever for a u.s. open winner after 36 holes. as if simpson's day wasn't surreal enough, he was treated to this interruption during his trophy ceremony. >> three straight birdies and four in a five-hole stretched turned the round for you. >> that was kind of the difference, i got off to a slow start, but i knew that -- [ bird noises ] >> enjoy the jail cell, pal. >> congratulations to webb simpson, 26-year-old. dodgers hosting the white sox. bat...