Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20100410:01:01:00
Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn, asked the police. of course not, said the husband. the unicorn is a mythical beast. that's all i wanted to know, said the psychiatrist. take her away. i'm sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jay bird. so they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. the husband lived happily ever after. the moral? don't count your boob ys until they are hatched. "the unicorn in the garden" by james thurber. we'll see what we have for you again next week. i'll tweet about it. that's "countdown," portions written by james thurber. r...