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Story -- political enemies! >> greg: got to shorten his titles. so it's 2021 and is monologue is on the steele dossier. like a birthmark, the story never ever goes away. it is that my fault? no. i would much prefer to do something on joe biden breaking wind at the climate summit. [scattered laughter] that breeze was so hot greta fienberg asked him to stand in front of a windmill. but look, that was the only honest thing to come out of joe since he became president. too easy! too easy, don't applaud! we don't have enough time for the applause. but that's why that story was my first choice, but ...

Yikes! The burrito bowl I ate earlier on today at Chipotle was delicious, but it didn't agree with my stomch later at all! My tummy hurts and I have to go number two really badly. Clad in only my sexy lacy pink thong and black high heels, I rush to the toilet. I start to take my dump and it sounds like I'm peeing, but it's really diarrhea. I let loose a lot of really loud, greasy, funny sounding farts and wow, do they stink! After some more farting and going number two, I finish up, flush, pull up my thong, and wash my hands.

I'm shopping at a local department store last week when all of a sudden, the lunch I just ate (spicy burrito bowl) doesn't agree with me and I have to take a dump desperately! However, once I get to the ladies' room and try to go, I'm constipated and it won't come out! My stomach hurts so bad and I struggle and grunt like crazy trying to get it to come out of me. I grunt and push so hard that I start to sweat! There's another lady in the bathroom and I'm sure that she can overhear me and is probably wondering WTF is going on-how embarrassing! Finally a little...

I'm in my hotel room, naked except for a pair of very sexy nude high heel shoes, when suddenly, I have to go number two really badly! I sit on the toilet and at first, my dump sounds like I'm peeing and it feels like I'm peeing out my butthole. I let loose some very loud, raunchy, smelly farts and I can't help but look disgusted LOL. I finish up, wipe, flush the toilet, and wash my hands at the sink. I feel better now!

Updated Stacey and J Sbu Share this: This may be the biggest fear of any broadcaster on television or radio and for Wendy Williams, both of these mishaps happened at once.  Twitter/ @Faiiiisal The daytime talk show host has caused quiet the stir (and stink) on social media following an incident that took place on her show on Tuesday morning.  Whilst doing her popular segment on her show, 'Hot Topics', and covering a story involving Kim Kardashian and her soon to be ex-husband Kanye West, Wendy had an embarrassing moment.  As Wendy was giving her commentary on the story, mics picked up We...