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In the future. they can make informed decisions, because the guys that play now or played this my era, we didn't make informed decisions. greg: yeah. and it's not like you're going to need the brain. >> no, i do get to keep it until i'm done with it. greg: i would respect you more if you gave it right now. >> i have a lot of friends that would probably tell you they couldn't tell the difference. [laughter] greg: matt? >> america ninja warrior is coming back, and i want to say hi to my parents. >> in the spirit of jon lovitz, the final question which you can answer on @planettyrus, if greg was ...

>> you're the guy next to the guy, next to the guy -- >> who knew the guy. greg: tyrus, did you try out for the dallas cowboys? >> yeah, i did. ended up my aing my -- playing arena football. ing. greg: what are your thoughts on this whole thing? >> first of all, in sports it's great when great athletes are citizens too. and when i say that, i'm talking about muhammad ali, kareem abdul-jabbar that when they went and took on a cause, they took and encompassed a cause. they themselves were the movement. so what they did, you respected because they practiced what they preached. colin kaepernick ha...

The eighth person said get your hand off my thigh. [laughter] that was tyrus. anyway, heinz ketchup is leading a petition to make it a national holiday claiming 16 million people take the day off anyway, those lazy people. another option, move the game back to presidents' day weekend since the day is already after a holiday. if nothing else, mr. chairman, it would leave us more time to play ping-pong with our cats. [laughter] greg: that's teamwork, matt. much like in the new celebrity apprentice. >> we were just talking about my former teammate, jon lovitz. when you hang out with him, you cann...

>> you don't get back to car very often, do you -- to california, do you? greg: i'm not allowed back. >> okay. greg: here's a disturbing ad. it's for skittleses, candy for people who can't handle m and ms. >> katie? katie? katie? katie? katie? katie? katie? greg: all right, that was my favorite ad. no? >> i think it was the worst, by far. greg: really? >> oh, yeah, atrocious. greg: what's wrong with it, clay? >> it's boring. >> you want to watch middle-aged people shift around their bedroom on the floor? greg: that's how i get up in the morning. >> i expected mr. clean to come in there at the ...

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