I Am Going to Kill as Many Local Songbirds as I Possibly Can
Get a load of this asshole. Bry Wark / Getty Images Hey, hi, it’s me, your birdfeeder. You’ll be glad to hear that I’ve teamed up with this summer’s wildfires to murder a bunch of local songbirds. Fun! Sponsored Tickets $15-$250. Aphrodesia delivery menu, incredible auction items, live streamed performances. It’s super cool that you hung me up outside your window, or maybe your neighbor has me dangling from a tree. Don’t mind me, nothing suspicious at all going on, just minding my own business: Dispensing sunflower seeds and thistle to local finches and ...
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