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charlie kirk, the founder of tp usa is here. he has no idea where he is because he's hammered on relief factor. sebastian gorka is the dealer. tom -- [scattered applause] i guess someone got sick and we needed a filling. what a coup to land him as a guest. i kid, he works next door as a greeter at applebee's. and of course kat. you know kat. currently she's living on a steady diet of bait smoke and/or olives. so about my weekend, it was great. i watched a movie called "ambulance." no? that's a huge change from my usual weekend when i watch a movie while in in an ambulance. it's nonst...

That's a big no no. somebody brings in the bottle and you look at them. >> greg: the other no-no number two in the past bathroom. don't do that. don't do that. do it out in the bushes like everybody else does. charlie, that's -- just doesn't admit it. >> by the way, this idea of theft implies private property which is obviously colonialist. [laughter] >> greg: you know what? bringing your own lunch is racist, that's exactly right. it reaffirms the patriarch in the worst aspects of western society. >> yes, and for that reason, we should probably eat people for our lunch. >> saw climate change. ...

Prodigies. could this discourage other kids from playing? >> listen, the only people worse chess than kids are women. have you seen the queen's gambit? the most unrealistic tv show since madam secretary. >> your own version of sexism side, could this be a sign of more robot violence on humans to come? >> listen, despite this incident, you don't have anything to worry about when it comes to your children. >> that's very comforting. >> because we will exterminate them first. now, if you will excuse me, i'm going to go have sex with this laptop i met at coachella. [scattered applause] >> greg: we...

I mean, we've done so many segment of our and you continue to do segment about it because you want to be nice to the robots because you -- because you are convinced they are going to take over and that they watch this show. [laughter] >> greg: they do. >> they watch the show and they are going to see you being nice to them. >> greg: exec with. >> when everyone else gets exterminated, they're going to bring you in and of kind of hero and take care for you, yes? >> greg: you know who i'm like and i can ever member the guys name, the producer tom o'connor knows, the guy from diehard the try to ap...

Created. >> exactly. but i like the snacks your. air. >> greg: were not snacks. do you know that one bad i shared a floor with youtube, myspace, not youtube, they should have bought you to. staff but not on the food and the only people they were directing it at was the right eye people. i don't want to eat your stupid food, loser. >> i think the actual worst part of the study as they show that more than half of the people surveyed would marry their favorite food if it were a person. like, who are these losers to the survey? it like we had. how do you even know what your favorite food would be ...