Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20170225:05:44:00
You ever noticed. >> why are hemorrhoids call hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids. if that was true, you wouldn't be a proctologist. you would be an astronaut. >> there are so many distasteful and stupid things and rules people have to follow. it's tedious. >> i get up this morning and i pud my maxi pad on adhesive side up. oh, come on, you've done it. >>s is so much comedy in the details of life. it's just taking a magnifying glass and throwing it out to the audience. >> that's my job to think about a lot of stuff a lot of us are too busy for. things that occurred to us. universal grou...