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love it and we'll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i'm not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt... edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o'brien: i'll give it a shot. o'brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my b...

>> they offer him "the tonight show." but he's only going to get it in a year and a half when jay's first contract is up. >> i said to dave, we can't go near that offer. that's total bullshit. because they'll get out of it. and dave was really confused at that point. >> and peter la salle says, you know what, dave, call johnny. >> and johnny said, if they treated me the way they're treating you, no, i would go to cbs. >> tell them to go to hell. >> the announcement designed to keep you up at night has now been made. david letterman says he is, for a price, switching networks, lock, stock, and ...

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Because they'll get out of it. and dave was really confused, at that point. >> and peter lasalle says, you know what, dave, call johnny. and johnny said, if they treated me the way they are treating you, no, i would go to cbs. >> tell 'em to go to hell. >> the announcement designed to keep you up at night has now been made. david letterman says he is for a price, lockstep, and stupid pet tricks. >> ultimately, the deal that letterman wins is astronomical. >> cbs lured him over with a salary more than four times that of leno. and given him what he really wanted. the 11:30 time slot. >> there wa...