Predictive tabling: dressing to avoid the Arbor tablers
Walking through the Arbor is a fate worse than death most days. Those petition-wielding beggars can smell a vulnerable person like a shark smells blood. Tablers will force you into a conversation, even if you had your nose so far down into your phone that the bikers would blame you for getting hit in the bike-free zone. One devoted reporter, Callahn Mei, has decided to sacrifice themself to the cause to determine the best way to dress to best avoid these attention whores.
Source: dailynexus.com