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Governor ultrasound hasn't even begun to recover from the thing that got him named governor ultrasound, and now he's getting saddled with another one of those? oh, governor ultrasound, this is a tough spot for you. but if you insist on laws to intentionally overregulate the lady parts in your state and if your state is already governed by a guy named governor ultrasound and your name is ken cuccinelli and your nickname is already the cooch, that's already what people call you, sooner or later somebody is going to start something called cooch watch. someone just did. this week a small group in ...

Ken cuccinelli, virginia attorney general. you can have fun with this. their first caption contest resulted in this caption winner. cooch watch also sent a fake real reporter to the cooch's every move on the state, like when he spoke recently for a local virginia tea party group. >> reporter: and what are you doing personally to protect your cooch from the cooch? >> well, i'm not letting him anywhere near mine. >> and so it goes in republican-controlled states where republicans have made a full-time crusade since the 2010 elections of passing anti-abortion bills and where women, and men who tr...

Cuccinelli and your nickname is already the cooch, that's already what people call you, sooner or later somebody is going to start something called cooch watch. someone just did. this week a small group in virginia launched coochwatch.com, a website dedicated to all things cooch, by which they mean all things ken cuccinelli, virginia attorney general. you can have fun with this. their first caption contest resulted in this caption winner. cooch watch also sent a fake real reporter to the cooch's every move on the state, like when he spoke recently for a local virginia tea party group. >> repor...

And brooklyn lee is the best new starlet in porn. she won an award recently. i'm just reading from the copy now. >> let's hear this. >> but, okay, there you go. so she posted -- brooklyn posted on her twitter account she won the best sex scene in her last award. i cannot read the film because that would be a no-no. but -- >> you would not be allowed back here tomorrow. >> oh, i would love to. it's a pretty funny one. you can do research and find the name of the film. but there's bill. >> we need to start a caption contest. i wonder what the -- give me one good caption. can you think of somethi...

Scarlett johansson fund-raising for the president alongside. johansson said 2012 will not be easy. we have to fight even harder this time around. and this is just one of the pictures the president manning, yes, it's a marshmallow gun. we should have a caption contest. twitter just about exploded when this video came out of the president. he joked the secret service was going to be mad at him afterwards. the extreme marshmallow cannon was made by 14-year-old joey. look at how cute he is. february is black history month and on this day in 1986, if you can believe it, 0 oprah winfrey's televisi...