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Also about a guy that didn't want to go on a walk. >> greg: really? >> kat: he didn't appear to if he would be enjoying himself if you watch the video. you think he's just watching, just watching. and then all of a sudden he's like this man sucks, i that it walk. boom. they still didn't catch him. >> greg: really? >> kat: so that's bad guys. don't take chairs and throw them through windows. >> greg: so they haven't caught him yet >> kat: they have not apprehended the suspect, no. >> greg: here's my theory on this. just got fire came back closed, looks around nobody's there. he didn't steal any...

Carte blanche, you can flash in any park you want to. >> greg: like saying i'm not a murderer i only killed tiny people. >> johnny: yeah. i don't know what that's saying. >> greg: it's like saying i'm not guilty of exposure because my weenie is micro. that's why i said i can kill people because they're small loftus. >> michael: the judge just emotionally nuked this dude, right? like it's over, right? your lawyers were like hey we won, your gut is so big, they all agreed they couldn't have seen your weenie. yeah! then you have to go tell your friends i won the court case. >> greg: do you think ...

>> greg: the problem the online apps and i think joe, you can attest to it. [laughter] >> greg: a hundred percent of the women on the apps go to two percent of the men. it's not like when you go to a bar, right? you can go to a bar and say you're like a 6.5 but your personality puts you at a nine but if it's on an app the only people that get hit are the 9s and 10s based on the app and you don't have the opportunity to show your sparkling whit and personality. don't you think that's fair? >> joe: it is unfair for the other 98% of men, greg. [laughter]. >> joe: let me tell you a little message ...