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farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven't seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile a...

Record for the biggest feet. so way to go, ruby! [laughter] >> greg: i hope to god you can tell me how big her feet are >> kat: 10.5. >> greg: 10.5? >> kat: yeah. i believe it was in a 7-9 year old category. i did my research. >> greg: 10.5. would that mean her foot's bigger than mine? >> kat: probably, yeah >> harold: how tall is she? >> kat: probably taller than him. [laughter] >> kat: ruby lavashewski could kick your ass. [laughter] >> greg: you know, you're going to feel really bad if on the way home from work i'm jumped by like a 12 year old girl because words are violence. words are viol...

>> harold: maybe next year we can address that one. >> greg: maybe the cops could have found you a date. we're just going to bring you down to the jail and you can pick somebody. [laughter]. >> joe: okay. >> greg:. >> greg: all right, kat, you have a challenge because you're on the show every night so you always have to find something new from detroit or outside of detroit or somewhere in michigan >> kat: yeah it's getting really hard if it doesn't become really clear by what i'm about to say. there's a girl, ten years old and her name is ruby lavashewski. she has very big feet and that's the ...

>> greg: the problem the online apps and i think joe, you can attest to it. [laughter] >> greg: a hundred percent of the women on the apps go to two percent of the men. it's not like when you go to a bar, right? you can go to a bar and say you're like a 6.5 but your personality puts you at a nine but if it's on an app the only people that get hit are the 9s and 10s based on the app and you don't have the opportunity to show your sparkling whit and personality. don't you think that's fair? >> joe: it is unfair for the other 98% of men, greg. [laughter]. >> joe: let me tell you a little message ...