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farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven't seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile a...

Record for the biggest feet. so way to go, ruby! [laughter] >> greg: i hope to god you can tell me how big her feet are >> kat: 10.5. >> greg: 10.5? >> kat: yeah. i believe it was in a 7-9 year old category. i did my research. >> greg: 10.5. would that mean her foot's bigger than mine? >> kat: probably, yeah >> harold: how tall is she? >> kat: probably taller than him. [laughter] >> kat: ruby lavashewski could kick your ass. [laughter] >> greg: you know, you're going to feel really bad if on the way home from work i'm jumped by like a 12 year old girl because words are violence. words are viol...

>> harold: maybe next year we can address that one. >> greg: maybe the cops could have found you a date. we're just going to bring you down to the jail and you can pick somebody. [laughter]. >> joe: okay. >> greg:. >> greg: all right, kat, you have a challenge because you're on the show every night so you always have to find something new from detroit or outside of detroit or somewhere in michigan >> kat: yeah it's getting really hard if it doesn't become really clear by what i'm about to say. there's a girl, ten years old and her name is ruby lavashewski. she has very big feet and that's the ...