Favorite kevin behind kevin spacey. As you know it so is preferable to be behind kevin spacey. Of course, it took 15 ballots to confirm mccarthy which pointed only this is to monitor joe biden to become president. Yes sumi. But while we were voting and rebuilding he was proving that revenge much like the fruity pebbles bill feeds me in the morning. As a dish best served cold. Was different this time as republicans learn something from donald trump. They are keeping their promises and fighting like fiends. On tuesday, they took steps to boost oversight of both the Chinese Government and the joe biden administration. Granted its hard to tell the two apart. First they approve subcommittee to probe the i hate that word. Weaponization its overused just say exactly what youre investigating. Abuses against the american people. Does the government collect info on or otherwise investigate in the citizens of the u. S. . And how deep was that collusion between the fbi and private sectors to ban speech at the white house disagree with . House republicans had a plan to address threats from china. Like sentinel, a tax on the power grid, and under spiced that suits. The g. O. P. Is also klein bag billions that would finis 87,000 new employees to harass freelancers, Small Businesses, and the orphans who manage my offshore bank accounts. [laughter] rest in peace orphans. If joe biden wants to get blood from a stone he should do a Face Plant Bike Riding again. [laughter] all that probably wasnt even the best thing that mccarthy did this week. Yes, its time to. Is in a bliss. They are going away. The worst politicians around and now they cant stay. Send out the clowns. [applause] these people are [bleep] clowns. [applause] greg you get to live another day gene. Yep, from the house committees. The bright spot for omars when she breaks the bag news to her husband and her brother should only have to make one phone c call. [laughter] [applause] it never gets old. [applause] [laughs] mccarthy promised to come after them and unlike the Flatulent Flunky it wasnt just hot air. He says, cant get a Security Clearance in the private sector im not going to give him the Government Security clearance. In her defense no one would hire him in the private sector. If a beautiful is interested in you, shes either a spy, or as lost her sense of smell. [applause] finally, its true. Theres his hapless adam schiff is manufactured more lies than the cosmetic industry. Mccarthy vows that we will not allow him to be on the Intelligence Committee either. Also add Anything Else that has the word intelligence in the title. We asked him to comment. May no longer be chairman but i can still feel like one with my new strap on chairmans ch chair. With her walking dog, get in the mail bills. Just having fun. [applause] greg nicely done. So mccarthy said that he would retaliate for the removal of republicans from their assignments in the last conference and he did. Im next investigated the biden family that alleged crimes includes authentic collusion and countless shady foreign dealings. The only one who doesnt think the big guy is joe biden is joe biden. Because he stopped thinking a 1992. This is slow down congress . The answer is i [bleep] hope so. Keep him busy. Keep him busy. [applause] fighting each other, it keeps him out of our lives. While there slapping the out of each other we get to continue to do fun things. Like cooking on gas stoves and drinking sharp shakes through a plastic straw. Also every Time Congress agrees on something we get more war and more debt. If the weasels know theyre always just a midterm away from getting busted, maybe will do better and thats with the winning will get you you need to it to the other side investigate, prosecute, they did the last time but now its their term to barrel and like i say paid back. [applause] [cheers and applause] lets welcome tonight gas. He played a, and i paid a actor and comedian rob schneider. [applause] he might look like a million bucks, but is just a single bill. Americas newsroom coanchor, bill hemmer. [applause] she is like a nickel, shiny, small, and often found hiding under a couch cushion. Fox news contributor kat timpf. And finally, he has trouble seeing eye to eye with people and giraffes. My massive sidekick in the n. W. A. World heavy weight champion, tyrus. [applause] how are you rob . Rob its nice to hear joe grogan singing your praises. Spam ill take anything i can get at this point. You know what i mean . Im a very lonely man rob. We make of the stuff so far . The shifts everything going what is your take away . Rob i think that, i think that mccarthy is right. Im thinking get the global entry known him saying . Sorry, we got to take you and fang banged to go to the other line. Where the xray your balls. Get in there. [laughs] [laughs] greg how did he not know that she wasnt a spy . Who is named that and not a spy . [laughs] [laughs] rob are of an answer for that, there is no answer. Greg it seems like the republicans are fighting. Rob it is, we are in an interesting place right now will be asked to have an opposition who can do something which is good. Its not by a lot, its enough. Ill take enough right now. Any opposition to authoritarianism on care what side youre on lets go for it. Greg exactly you need to have sued two sides bill and you have two sides. One thats fun and when thats flirty. I dont even know where i am its kind of funny seeing omar getting kicked off foreign affairs. Bill he got kicked off, but you know what happen . An extraordinary thing happened in washington, d. C. They had 365 members the house look for something together. That included a hundred 46 democrats. That was for the china committee. Mccarthy says should live forever. Greg exactly. Rob maybe he will see fang fang. Bill want to know why United States stopped and made manufacture anything more. Can we make like a mini mall stall here in america . Does that is to be met by some lead poison in china . Greg all the Toy Drum Sets are made in china its like i do a lot of deep dives. [laughs] [laughs] in case the authority stop by. If an unusual Search History, a lot of toys. Tyrus he makes a lot of donations to orphanages. Bill will see, the house only has onethird, onethird of government. But on the irs thing of zoning 87,000, What You Need 87,000 irs agents . What are they gonna do all day . How are they to spend her time . That 2 million migrants a year now. The irs can i have some time. Rob tray auditing lets see if they want to come to the migrants when you want to start auditing them. [applause] [applause] greg tyrus . What your thoughts on the events . Tyrus the answer bills question for the intrado . [bleep] with us. Thats with the intrado there and come after us. Some glass like that happen. We get excited, but we know its can happen. Its gonna get vetoed, or is he likes to say what . [laughs] [laughs] im so shocked that he thought the Salvation Army was a secret service. I cant let that go. Greg your need 24hour circle. Tyrus i dont understand how that is not an Emergency Meeting were the generals . Ill say it again, he thought that the Salvation Army was the secret service. And everybodys okay with this . Greg were just numb to it now. Tyrus its beyond the pale. I think its great, greg, sometimes love blinds you. Weve all been there. You know, your whistle asking to know that she slept with everybody else on the football team. You know . Onto the one guy she didnt tell no, usually guy to break down to them. [laughs] [laughs] theres a spot over here. This can hurt. I thought his line was great this that i didnt do anything wrong. What is the point . You are compromised. You know what im not fit because i was compromised. But its on about about the money. The agents, the whole thing about the irs agents and the thing with the irs was about funding decide their money for electronic car stuff thats what that was about. Greg last word to you kat are you excited . You think its ever can happen in your lifetime that the irs will be abolished . Kat no, its nice to say it and good for them to say that this is something they like to see happen. They also know that theres no situation when this would actually happen. Like you said, joe biden would veto it and it wouldnt even get that far because the democrats in the senate so its pretty much when a man says to you like, i would go to the ends of the earth for you. Its nice to hear, but notes can ask you to do that. This isnt the lower the ranks. You can just take the trash out. [laughs] tyrus we have to be clever. Kat i like to see them work on things like potentially happen. Anybody who would vote for that, then theres something serious. Greg we want you to take out the trash not solve world hunger. Kat i would like to see the irs abolished but if all republicans in charge i feel like they dont have the balls to actually do it. Tyrus unless they put at The End Of Everything they wanted at the end of it and Ice Cream Party. So hes not gonna veto an Ice Cream Party. Greg thats true, and Ice Cream Party. Tyrus abolished the Ice Cream Party and ice cream for everyone. Rob owned about the guns were those go . The irs needs guns as much as strippers need phds. Tyrus how dare you thats why they do it to get that p phd. I have funded several geniuses. [applause] [laughs] greg up next, they are on tiktok all day but not fans of the usa. 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I fall by gen xers and baby boomers. The greatest generation, unavailable for comment. The longer you live the more Patriotic Americans become. Has the connection between flagwaving and lower back pain. Thank you really factor. [laughs] so why the hate for this great country . I get it, we are responsible for maroon 5, but could it be that woke is some has replaced patriotism to the young get older and become deprogrammed by reality . Does take living longer to see that the rest the world sucks by comparison . A state of america too and then i went to berkeley. [applause] either way they found new crusades to replace her love of country from banning words to push pronouns. Lunch with the program and could do for one of these woke young people. Okay whats bothering you this week . I know what anyone so fist offered out gas stove so we should be getting raquel for everything the speakers and other white male the Golden Globes are in america you know where the worst country. A new you come here each week and complain about both of the same things on a fee like we make any progress. Thats your problem. Tell you what commentator go home, watch tv one week and try these couple shows. Hannity, who are these guys . Just give them a shot. Okay. Hey doc. Great shows, america is the best. The constitution, amazing. [applause] dont get me started on the second moment i get turned on just think about it right . Check this out. Im deborah in america is my world. [applause] greg if only if it was that easy, if it were that easy watching jesse watters. [laughs] [laughs] last time he declared want something. Your gen x or how we plunge nzs gen x are the ones teaching them. Genex are the parents its you, its you whos the problem. Bill i didnt read the story i saw the headline. Thats what gnc does right . And so do little informal survey on the building and i discovered the false watching ticktock for eight hours a day i would hit america too. Well done kat. Kat i know where you found that ugly girl the beginning. [laughs] tyrus it was me. Greg weed is called msnbc. And asked them if they knew any ugly people. [laughs] tyrus they didnt and i got the job. Greg do you think were being unfair its infirm at thats been treated for them . Kat and general its weird for me to be proud to be something. If you like you should be proud of things you did, but whatever america is or is not i had nothing to do with it. Greg its like being proud of being white you didnt invent electricity, those that franklin did. Kat america you like that . Yeah youre welcome. Which is kind of weird to me but in general what everything of america i was go back to hear you are allowed to Air Grievances with the country without the government retaliating against you which is awesome. One good thing us on the survey was that jen see was the least likely to trust government institutions. That is a good thing. It is not explained why they want the government to be that involved in so many Different Things so maybe its cannot draw that to a logical conclusion the gnocchi camille a bit more. See what they hate government but they want government in their bedroom seadoo notice age changed everything why cant we speeded up . Tyrus its experience its fashionable. Our group are contributed ive to be 9. No thats it thats my only problem. First world problems. You know . He liked his country chris march no, im impressed. What . They just say [bleep] you know . Because it sounds good to get in their groups and they talk about things that are important to them. Like who is on reddit because they are spoiled. There is no war, there is no famine, the stone coming in to take things other than a regular crime but in general most americans have it pretty good. So you can sit around and say i hate the country because its safe. You cant say that [bleep] and china. He said its one person next thing you know youre gone. You could sell the stuff and its fashionable and it sounds great. But one day something is Gonna Go Down or life punches you in the mouth and then we thank god im an usually when they go to another country they didnt even remove my rights. How could they do that . Youre not in america. So in america were spoiled. Greg its true robbie been around the world that assume. [laughs] [laughs] [applause] you seem like a world traveler. You deafly got that shirt in like a honolulu gift shop. Rob i thought about this issue for about 25 minutes. I think i figured out. The problem is we have to be more specific with its generation were being too vague. They take things way to literal we cant just say you be anything you want it to be specific can be anything you want out of the horse, no, no i would be a girl hang on its can be a friend. I want to be a wizard, harry potter is just a [bleep] movie stop it. Yet to be specific like you be whatever you want to just go right into policeman, fireman astronaut, will maybe not astronaut a president you know . Of United States as any can be present of United States now. Lets be specific thats my point. Greg no wonder that want to be either Woodland Nymphs widely cited. Up next tons of food go to waste because migrants dont like theb retaste. E line. One dose of ubrelvy quickly stops migraine in its tracks within 2 hours. Do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. Most common side effects were nausea and tiredness. Ask about ubrelvy, the anytime, anywhere migraine medicine. Mom mom every day can be extraordinary with rich, creamy, Delicious Fage total yogurt. Well, the stock is bubbling in the pot just till they taste what weve got ow, ow with a big, fresh carrot and a whole lot of cheese and the mirror from your van is halfway down the street well, you can say that wait, what . I said, someone just clipped the Side View Mirror right off the delivery van. When owning a Small Business gets real, progressive gets you right back to living the dream. Now, where were we . Why, you were fixin to peel me. [ laughter ] welcome back. Sadly migrants trashed the venue and then pitch about the menu. Little tons of governmentfunded food provided by york city migrants keeps getting thrown out because no one will eat it. Migrants tossed so much food aside you think that they were supermodels. [laughs] these images come from new yorks row hotel which is one of several in the city being rented out with Taxpayer Dollars to house and feed migrants for free. The row is right around the corner from our very own studio which is great because just one dive into a dumpster my staff kenny for free. Youre welcome guys. Try to Peanut Butter and jelly. Theyre working with the migrants also saying that rooms are constantly being trashed and they become hot spots for fighting, and sexual harassment. Holy i mightve to make a reservation. [laughs] while a legal boarding crossings to overwhelm American Cities articles of impeachment, and felt home and security secretary alejandra. Is accused of failing to control the border, the congressman fell the article says that his will for actions or Immigration System undermine morale and imperil American National secu