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The strategy for hillary is to soften up. to make her more likeable. which i disagree with. i think she should remain cold, aloof and mean because that's the kind of president i would like. right now what she's doing -- this is so heavily manufactured. know what she is? she reminds me of baked lay's. remember they kept telling you baked lay's was a delicious snack and it turned out it was stiff, flavorless and gave you runs? that's the kind of candidate. she should just reject the softening up and become hard, cold and mean. >> i agree. >> olestra. >> gave you the worst stomach ache. >> can i ...

Host. if you're throwing a party with anything less than a 19-inch screen, it better be in jail. don't wear a jersey. you're a grown man with responsibilities. it's just weird at this point. enough about your football history. the more you talk, the less we believe. celery is for rabbits and inmates. if you don't know anything about the game, don't worry. it's the people who know stuff who are truly annoying. serve anything that can be eaten in one gulp. that includes sliders, wings, and hamsters. bring more food than you're going to eat. if you're 200 pounds and bring a bag of lay's, you're a...

>> why is he dressed like fabio? after his 1996 presidential election loss, bob dole poked fun at himself in this ad for visa which re-created what was supposed to be a kansas homecoming. five years later, dole played pitchman again in this ad for pepsi. ♪ [ barks ] >> easy, boy. >> it's almost painful 1994 lay's play potato chip ad who had trouble with the word potato. did dan quayle know he was the punch line? note a young elijah wood. >> excuse me. hello, mr. quayle. care to make a bet? >> sure, son. what's the bet? >> it's rare these days there's

Host. if you're throwing a party with anything less than a 19-inch screen, it better be in jail. don't wear a jersey. you're a grown man with responsibilities. it's just weird at this point. enough about your football history. the more you talk, the less we believe. celery is for rabbits and inmates. if you don't know anything about the game, don't worry. it's the people who know stuff who are truly annoying. serve anything that can be eaten in one gulp. that includes sliders, wings, and hamsters. bring more food than you're going to eat. if you're 200 pounds and bring a bag of lay's, you're a...

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