Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20140201:09:30:00
Host. if you're throwing a party with anything less than a 19-inch screen, it better be in jail. don't wear a jersey. you're a grown man with responsibilities. it's just weird at this point. enough about your football history. the more you talk, the less we believe. celery is for rabbits and inmates. if you don't know anything about the game, don't worry. it's the people who know stuff who are truly annoying. serve anything that can be eaten in one gulp. that includes sliders, wings, and hamsters. bring more food than you're going to eat. if you're 200 pounds and bring a bag of lay's, you're a...