Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110803:07:17:00
This summer, the largest billy goat came clopping up and said mr. troll, i will not raise the debt ceiling unless i get to gouge out your eyes and throw you off the bridge. so the troll had to compromise by gouging out his own eyes and throwing himself off the bridge. and the moral of the story is, when the first goat comes along, you got to tear its head off, have sex with the neck hole and mail its carcass back to the brothers and say any of you goat -- want to put a hook on my bridge? >> across the country the american people have responded with a disgusted and sarcastic slow clap.
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