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Congratulations. >> that was not. that was the article. not on either side of the political spectrum. >> way to read it. >> like her. >> it was a great piece. she deserves it. >> let's go to more important -- not more important but -- don't ask me to do this promo stuff again man. all right. i'm doing it. there's a 16-year-old kids from quebec that's in canada which is in new jersew jersey. listen to this guy do the elvis impersonation. >> have a blue christmas without you. i'll be so blue just thinking of you. >> dana's turn right? >> that's what the closed caption guy says next.

Forget tomorrow. "time" picked pope francis and why pick god's guy? francis has changed the tone and perception of the catholic church. stressing passion over condemnation on hot button issues like abortion, gays and contraception. tom, you claim to be a catholic. was the pope a good choice? >> wow, the press is now worried about the catholic church all of a sudden. they are worried about what the pope was say. >> didn't he win person the year one year? well the thing is i think we can all agree that the press was not going crazy for john paul ii. >> it wasn't as big of a celebration. >> they ...

He is in a tank top and it is not hiding the flesh -- fleshy growth of his stomach. tatum was helping to save the white house from a mercinary attack leaving the question whether the disappearance poses a threat to america's national security. this has been a fox news alert and now back to short guy and panel already in progress. >> where did that come from? has there been any updates in the last four seconds? >> there have not been any updates since i read that, no. >> just checking. >> if there are i will break in. >> anything? >> not yet. >> joanne, are you as heart broken as i am -- >> wai...

Now the gay guys are getting married and they are losing the abs. it is over. >> sad day. >> it is a sad day. except channing tatum is not gay. >> but the gay guys love him, right? >> i wouldn't know. >> who on this show loves channing tatum? i have talked about this guy so much on this show and i have never seen him in a movie. every time i am here we talk about him. >> you know why? he is an icon. i like him. he is the strong, sigh lept type. she not afraid to show his feelings while breaking some heads. under rated actor "magic mike" was a solid film, with a b plus and maybe an a minus in a...

>> look, i think he looks fine. like a boxer -- >> priorities. >> at this point, you know what -- >> i am giving up. >> tom, here is my theory. i have a theory. abs are on the way out. day tunnel is a -- tatum is a trend setter and he knows. he is transitioning into a new body. it will be great. >> do you know why abs are on the way out? gay marriage. now that they can marry they don't have to worry about abs. it was the gay influence that people were so into abs. >> it is not the dumbest theory. >> it is brilliant. >> studies of marriage show men and women gain weight when they get married. w...