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Captioning right now in a bar. watch this. i am the closed caption guy. i hate that guy in the zipper sweater. i am going to stop closed captioning and just talk about how much i hate that guy in the zipper sweater. i am getting the guy in trouble right now. >> you are really a jerk. joanne, i don't know what happened there. here is a scary thing to me. how easy is that that he could get by the president of the united states? >> i need extensive background checks to apply for an apartment that is not next to the president. i just don't understand what cracks he got through, you know? he is act...

>> joanne, you were nodding along or were you being polite? >> i was trying to do the math in my head. >> i did it like six times. >> when i don't know the answer i just nod. >> that's great. you are really good at nodding. tom? >> you have to spend more for the first 44 and that's where you have to put a lot of the up front money. after that it tapers off. >> that's what they will tell you, tom, but they won't tell you. they will get out back end. >> it is quality and not quantity. they are the right 44. they are the best 44. you don't want the other oregon people. >> you need the connectors....

She will -- he is going to get fired this guy. >> this is a great idea. you should do this wherever you go. it is just to get the closed captioning guy fired. he is an awful man. just go ahead and say. i am the closed captioning guy. i am a white supremacist. >> you are doing it. >> i am. >> they already fired the first guy. the second one is getting fired now. >> oh my god. all right. they spent -- i don't even want to do this story now. they spent 300nil on on next to nil. it is day who the hell cares of -- >>ypso gate. >> as the closed caption guy, it is kind of weird that i am dating an 8-...

Up? >> wow. >> something is going on here. >> i think you cracked the case, columbo or jewlumbo. >> help me collapsed caption guy. you -- closed caption guy. you are my only help. >> i called you jewlumbo. >> i didn't comment on it. >> maybe the closed caption guy will say it. finally somebody is speaking my lange -- language. the panel will exchange secret santa gifts. i got joanne gnaw a jar filled with my toe nail clippings. it is what you wanted! first, is time the pope of the year or is year the time of the pope? or the pope the year of the time? forget it. stupid mess.

>> they say we hope he gets the help he needs. >> since 2006. >> thank you very much for that. anyway, closed caption moment right now. closed caption guy says, jesse joyce stole his clothes from a dead hobo. >> what? i don't understand. i get where you are going with the joke, but what is the closed caption part of it? >> the closed caption guy says it. he has no choice. he has to type that in. >> oh, okay. all right. >> he doesn't get it, but i like it anyway. they want to erase hit at home base. major league baseball plans to get rid of catcher collisions possibly as soon as next year. th...