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>> most presidents check this stuff. they say who is this guy? secret service says who is this guy? this guy standing right there -- by the way, i will say this. i looked at head of denmark or whoever she was, i would have gotten a selfie with her, too. >> of course you would, bob. we did that story yesterday. >> instead you took one with me yesterday. >> i did. that was good. >> how do you think this could have happened? do you have any theories? >> did the secret service not vet him? if i were the president i'd be pretty furious about this. this happened before at the white house. remember t...

Finally, the personal favorite. our guest vice president at it again. before we roll this, remember the super bowl will be played february 2nd, at metlife stadium, and metlife stadium is most definitely in new jersey. >> what part of new jersey you from? >> right by giants stadium mr. vice president. home of the super bowl. >> all right. maybe not this year. we're going to talk about that. >> oh, man. any self-respecting football fan knows, it doesn't matter what teams are in the super bowl. it's still going to be played there. >> he's the gift that keeps on giving. the guy obviously thought h...

The people who help the hearing impaired, do the closed captioning for all of our wonderful shows. having said that, i'd like to fool with them a little bit. last night on red eye, tom came up with the idea we say things that come out of closed captions person's mouth unintentionally like this for example where we had him say "i am the closed caption guy, and i hate that broad." we say that and the guy has no choice but to actually write it. it looks like he has an opinion. for example, come back to me. let's do it for "the five." i'm going to say closed caption guy thinks dana isn't as cute a...

There's a 16-year-old kid from quebec, that's in canada, which is in new jersey. his name is david -- listen to this guy do an elvis impersonation. ♪ have a blue christmas without you ♪ i'll be so blue just thinking about you ♪ >> dana's turn right? >> that's what the closed caption guy says next. >> if you love christmas, don't miss in texas. guinness book of world records for the biggest 39,000 cubic foot gingerbread house all goes to charity to benefit the texas trauma center. set your dvr so you never miss an episode of "the five." see you back here tomorrow. "special report" is next...

And only april ply to home plate? >> it's absolutely insane. it's the wussification. of american men. american sports. are you kidding me? you can't plow the man down if you needed base? it's been in the game forever. i played short stop. most of my career. shortstop. a guy sliding into second base high and hard. breaking up a double play. what's the difference -- i've got cleat marks in my leg still to this day. what's the difference between that and somebody getting to home plate? it's absolutely ridiculous. what's that? you can't throw at a guy anymore? that's bull. >> this is just can -- e...