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>> a clean comic is a dream for me because i don't have to beg for a joke to get passed by a network or cross my fingers and toes and worry about people getting pissed off. there's no rule book on a show like the colbert show. every day i'm figuring out what we can and can't do and the boundaries and how far can we go? >> why did gay guys get to choose who the hot women are. i thought straight guys got to decide. which is the best broad way show. you're like, all right, and the tony goes to -- rocky again. it's a completely separate type of comedy late night comedy. some comics are good at it....

In the end zone on the colbert show. i didn't think that was a particularly wise thing to do. >> he then pushed back saying don't forget about hillary clinton's fireworks barge. >> exactly. i think he was right about that. nancy pelosi is a tough competitor. she comes from a political family from the wards of baltimore. her father was mayor. her brother was mayor. i asked her once on one of my ax files what she learned by growing up in that family. she said i learned how to count, and so i think she knows how to count votes, and she knows how to count votes in precincts, and she knows how to c...

There's no rule book on a show like the colbert show. every day i'm figuring out what we can and can't do and the boundaries and how far can we go? >> why did gay guys get to choose who the hot women are. i thought straight guys got to decide. you're like, all right, and the tony goes to -- rocky again. it's a completely separate type of comedy late night comedy. some comics are good at it. but some comics, it feels like it becomes too much work to construct your thing for that medium. >> hello? >> richard pryor was never as funny on the tonight show as he was doing standup. he was good, but t...

Toes and worry about people getting pissed off. there's no rule book, is the thing. >> sam morel. >> on a show like the colbert show every day i'm figuring out what we can and can't do and the boundaries and how far can we go? >> why did gay guys get to choose who the hot women are. i thought straight guys got to decide. you're like, all right, and the tony goes to -- rocky again. it's a completely separate type of comedy late night comedy. some comics are good at it. but some comics, it feels like it becomes too much work to construct your thing for that medium. >> hello? >> richard pryor was...

Good faith saying they have gone somewhat in his direction and trying to use the president's alleged s-hole remarks characterized by many of his opponents as racist as leverage into negotiations. listen to what senator chuck schumer said last night on the colbert show. >> you want to just begin that long road back to proving you aren't a racist, you aren't bigoted, support the bipartisan compromise that three republicans and three democrats have put on the floor, everyone gave and get the dreamers' safety here in america. >> after an appearance on "fox & friends" this morning, we put the quest...