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"i can't deal with this much stress." kimmel: have a good weekend, everybody! i'm getting the hell out of here. >> i can deal with this much stress good weekend, everybody. i'm hitting the hell out of here it's not necessary to salute, sir. >> just your hand over your heart. there's enough when we come on, he was plenty. >> the end, the aura about them may look at the killer whale we eat himself on your carpet who is the king of late night but he was still alive never occurred to me that there would be other talk shows they didn't reverend dr. matthew tension wonderful. are you reall...

I hear she's great. put her on. >> will you please welcome a brand-new comedy talent, elayne boosler. >> fancy restaurants are very confusing. because you do what you have to do, you come out. there's an attendant there. you have to tip this person. i have never figured out. 15% of what? [ laughter ] >> i got 13 applause breaks. it was unheard of. >> you're really good. >> thank you. so are you. >> you excited? >> yes. >> the night before i did "the tonight show," i couldn't buy a piece of carrot cake. two nights after "the tonight show," i bought a car. >> so nice to hear somebody talking abo...

>> very confusing because you do what you have to do. you come out. there is an attendant there. you have to tip this person. i have never figured out 15% of what? >> i got 13 applause breaks. it was unheard of. >> you're really good. >> thank you. so are you. >> you excited? >> yes. >> the night before i did "the tonight show," i couldn't buy a piece of carrot cake. two nights after "the tonight show," i bought a car. >> so nice hearing people talking about what makes women laugh. >> i think everybody got it. >> oh, i think so. >> so the road to fame and fortune is through studio 1 in burbank...