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why are cities in so much trouble. let's start with san fran, the biday by the bay. appoappointed -- stores straighp closed, the only thing they weren't stealing from walgreen is toilet paper. $5 million, guaranteed incomes, homes for 1 dollar as family. to get a sweet deal like that you need to have the last name biden. this is happening while theft, violence and homelessness skyrocket. especially minority communities. it's like instead of solving the problems before them they offered pie in the sky i had i idioccies. let's burn down the house instead. ironic knee, this version of r...

prepare to watch the show�*s final episode. the opening ceremony of the 22nd commonwealth games takes place in birmingham tonight. prince charles will represent the queen and 30,000 people will be inside the alexander stadium, with millions more watching around the world. the show will include performances from local music and dance groups, emphasising the city's diversity. more than 5,000 athletes are set to compete over a packed 11 days. they will be representing 72 nations and territories. the queen's baton will also be a key part of that ceremony, after being carried for 294 da...

last night and comedian and actor sir lenny henry carried it on the last leg. and good morning from alexander stadium. pack tonight for the opening ceremony. and we have another sporting event on sunday because england now know they will because england now know they will be facing germany in the final of the euros at wembley after germany beat france last night. and more disruption on the railways. passengers are being warned that services are likely to be affected this morning because of the knock—on effect of yesterday's strike action. and i am here on one of australia's most fa...

died at the age of 93. legal history will be made later today as broadcasters will air judges' sentencing remarks from crown courts in england and wales for the first time time following a change in the law. # everybody needs good neighbours...# and farewell to neighbours — after four decades teary—eyed fans in australia prepare to watch the show�*s final episode. hello and welcome if you're watching in the uk or around the world. the opening ceremony of the 22nd commonwealth games takes place in birmingham tonight. prince charles will represent the queen and 30,000 people will...

having. ♪ >> hello from new york city. the only thing higher than the rent is the table. it's a mess in this town. are you smoking marijuana? he's like no. he said you go then. let's meet tonight's panel because it's a hot one. cohost the biggest untestable time, justin timberlake is to driving karen fisher is here and we are excited. was that too soon for timberlake for your latest disaster? >> too soon for both. >> i was waiting. >> timberlake if you want to help, he has a new album out, the only cover photo from the son. joining us in the middle, something to stand for hit theat...