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Different winner in each one. in other words this isn't going to be settled and there's a lot of talk now that the whole thing will go to convention, leaving at all very open. >> dude democrats hate trump more than they love socialism. right now the answer is they hate trump more than they love socialism. that could change, however right now they are prioritizing who can beat donald trump. i think donald trump would eat all of these people convincingly. we love the joe biden comedy segment. i will end my comments there but i could be the minority opinion here, however i think their debates, th...

Different winner in each one. in other words this isn't going to be settled and there's a lot of talk now that the whole thing will go to convention, leaving at all very open. >> dude democrats hate trump more than they love socialism. right now the answer is they hate trump more than they love socialism. that could change, however right now they are prioritizing who can beat donald trump. i think donald trump would eat all of these people convincingly. we love the joe biden comedy segment. i will end my comments there but i could be the minority opinion here, however i think their debates, th...

Their hand forgiving health insurance to illegal immigrants talking about decriminalizing border crossings and bernie sanders laying out a plan to abolish ice, it already has and alexandria ocasio-cortez abolishing ice, i think these policies are part of the national dynamic. >> they need to take these policies national. liquid company in san francisco. >> you want healthcare for illegal immigrants -- >> joe biden is next. coming of the 2020 update is another joe biden comedy segment. somewhat creepy tonight as well. that is next. do great presentation, tim. could you email me the part about g...

Paid when you look at democrats on the debate stage raising their hand forgiving health insurance to illegal immigrants talking about decriminalizing border crossings and bernie sanders laying out a plan to abolish ice, it already has and alexandria ocasio-cortez abolishing ice, i think these policies are part of the national dynamic. >> they need to take these policies national. liquid company in san francisco. >> you want healthcare for illegal immigrants -- >> joe biden is next. coming of the 2020 update is another joe biden comedy segment. somewhat creepy tonight as well. that is next. don...

Fun. >> i think i'll outlive all of you. >> we'll see what happens. >> let the republican have fun for once. >> you know he is mcloving these results. >> excuse me. i didn't realize we were back. that election music gets me every time. >> i thought that was my music. >> don't. but according to one big thinker, it's because -- see that's over the line. i know it's a comedy segment. >> our facebook relationship status with edward snowden is complicated. >> always as smooth as snoopy. >> fewer americans have died of ebola a than have actually been married to kim car dash januarykardashian. >> i c...