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Certainly became a star. amber borne cracked up the audience. she wants to be a comedy writer and definitely has the vocab down. trending on twitter. john, diana. >> lana, thank you. so awesome. caught last 15 minutes purely by accident. riveting. glad it ended when it did or would have been late for the show. >> wow, one of the things, must watch tv. >> watching the kids sweat it out. asking all the entomology of the word. derived from greek, hawaiian, french. >> start to root for them. >> were you rooting for -- >> i was watching as the last three went down. thinking, are they sore losers. s...

Be a deal breaker. no women want to date a quarterback who was in the super bo el and is as ripped -- in the super bowl and ripped as crap. >> what woman wants to share her stuff with a giant tortoise? >> you would be surprised, sir. >> he can always get an imaginary girlfriend. >> i would prefer an imaginary tortoise. >> you would have to deal with it. >> an imaginary tortoise won't live to be 200. >> no, they can. they absolutely can. >> anne, really, you love ray lewis? >> i love him. that's why the ravens won because my friend the comedy writer, we all know has .ed out and done a sketch --...

Be a deal breaker. no women want to date a quarterback who was in the super bo el and is as ripped -- in the super bowl and ripped as crap. >> what woman wants to share her stuff with a giant tortoise? >> you would be surprised, sir. >> he can always get an imaginary girlfriend. >> i would prefer an imaginary tortoise. >> you would have to deal with it. >> an imaginary tortoise won't live to be 200. >> no, they can. they absolutely can. >> anne, really, you love ray lewis? >> i love him. that's why the ravens won because my friend the comedy writer, we all know has .ed out and done a sketch --...

Super bo el and is as ripped -- in the super bowl and ripped as crap. >> what woman wants to share her stuff with a giant tortoise? >> you would be surprised, sir. >> he can always get an imaginary girlfriend. >> i would prefer an imaginary tortoise. >> you would have to deal with it. >> an imaginary tortoise won't live to be 200. >> no, they can. they absolutely can. >> anne, really, you love ray lewis? >> i love him. that's why the ravens won because my friend the comedy writer, we all know has .ed out and done a sketch -- has pointed out and done a sketch how the girls are picking the team ...

That the magazine clips are not the only vehicle. >> they are the main issue in mass shootings. they are responsible for the overwhelming number of deaths, suicides, homicides. when it comes to mass shooting, this is an assault weapons issue. >> the statements he's making on friday, he's marginalizing himself. he's showing these are his meaningful ideas. he's taking himself out of the debate. it's a non-negotiable position. he may be doing a favor to people who favor gun laws. >> lizz, you are a comedy writer. in a way, could wayne lapierre be crazy like a fox? could he be misdirecting everyon...